Dramatic Teen Television Show - Soapbox Politics - Episode 13

Panda Kreidler
Forgot how crappy Half Moon Bay was.
38 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
What would happen if you put a toothpick propp'd under your chin and your collier bone, and sneezed?
21 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
You'd die a violent death.
21 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
Oh.Sheridan.This is my friend HiddenForYourProtection.
Hes a real prostitute.
Im dead serious.
Hes a real coke head too.
and a real raver.
and a real gay.
21 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
wtf's a raaaaver?
21 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I am not guilty of any of those things.
I am addicted to glamor and that is it.
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Raaaaver?
20 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
You dont know what raves are?
how the fuck can you not know what a rave is.
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
*pose*
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
I know what a RAAVE is but not a RAAAVE*R*
20 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Raving is cool.
Though I do not do it.
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
a RAVER is someone who goes to multiple raves.
19 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
You would know panda!
Cus ur the raver!
19 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
at the same time? O,0
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
HiddenForYourProtection STOP BEING SUCK A PICKLE DICK AND TELL THE MOTHER FUCKIN TRUTH PANSY
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
i dont mind being a raver.
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Say this aloud,
ICE
BANK
MICE
ELF
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
:D
18 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
The truth is Panda's been sleeping with Carl behind Salve's back and going to multiple raves aaaannnddd... eating too much rice. Hows that for truth Panda!
Now everyone knows... but that's not all the dirty little secrets I have to tell!!!
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OOOOOMFG RICE! Panda, I think we cant be friends anymoar.
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
This... Grainy substitute, is to mutch...
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
I thought we had something SPESHHAL
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
D:< Buuuutnooooo! I bet you even like soysauce! you perv!
17 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
so.
the even further truth is i have done more drugs then you have fingers and i am still functional.

any more truth you like to spill HiddenForYourProtection?
about how YOUR A COKE HEAD PROSTITUTE WHO FUCKS MEN WHO GOES BEHIND THEIR WIVES BACK TO FUCK LITTLE CHILDREN
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OMFG HiddenForYourProtection HAS A WIEF?! Man, your all kinds of interesting
16 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
and yes.i do enjoy soy sauce on my rice.
16 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
YOU DISCUST ME PANDA,
16 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
DIIIIIIIIIISCUUUUUUUUUUUUST!
16 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Would you like to tell the world Panda about the secret between you and Dylan?
15 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
no, he fucks men who go behind their wives backs to fuck little boys.
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
omfg, Super-soap-opera-drama unleashed!
x4 multiplier!
15 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
DONT YOU FUCKING SAY ANYTHING
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
SAY ANYTHING SAY ANYTHING!
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
SHE SAID U RAPED LITTLE KIDS!
14 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
And she eats RICE! that should be reason in itself.
14 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
HE DIDNT RAPE LITTLE KIDS
14 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
YOU SAID HE DIIIIIIID. you dispicable rice eater.
13 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Seeeeecreeeeet....... *writhe & seethe*
13 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I'm waiting Panda.
13 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
This is.. quite the opera we have going here.
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality,
12 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
But how far are we really going to let it go?
Is it worth... everything?
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
A male lion can mate up to 50 times a day.
12 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I trust you'll make the right decision.
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
"Screeched" Is the longest 1 syllable word
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
When fly's take off, they jump backwards
11 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
Fine.
This is HiddenForYourProtection.
you may finish the rest HiddenForYourProtection.
11 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OMFG SAY SUMTIN QUIIIIKE MY INTERNETZ TURN OFF IN 9 MINZZ! mah internet diez at 9:00
11 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
LIIIIEZ! your secret's safe with me, and the rest of the interwebs...
10 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
BAH, he was'nt gunna say anything in the first place..
10 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Sheridan.
It was nice meeting you.
But I have something important to tell you.
This.. life you've been living..
Is a lie.... See More
You... might think you know Panda.
But the truth is..
She's your father.
8 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
*mails you a donkey*
3 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Why?
Why?
*mails you Rosalita's Aunt Mauricia*
2 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Rosalita's my sister!
1 second ago




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Who is HiddenForYourProtection, and why is its life filled with such drama and intrigue!
If Panda is really Sheridan's father, then what does that make Sheridan's baby, to Panda's father's girlfriend's brother, who is ALSO Sheridan's father?
Why does Sheridan so knowledgeable in trivial pursuits, is she a spy, from the board game Trivial Pursuit?
Who here believes Sheridan is a mans name?
Not I said the catepillar!
What other secrets might Panda be hiding?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Welcome.. to the Ghetto III - Episode 12

Sean Day
RAVE TOMORROW NIGHT
about an hour ago

Stacey David Currie
Which one are you going to?! I wanna see you!!!
about an hour ago

Sean Day
This Year We Make Contact - Sacramento
You should totally come, Punyavee and Dave and Jason are going as well.. though you know none of those people!
about an hour ago

Stacey David Currie
haha, get on aim or fb chat!!! or freakin txt me!!!
about an hour ago

Sean Day
im on facebook chat and aim lol
about an hour ago

Stacey David Currie
lol, which do u prefer?
about an hour ago

Sean Day
Facebook I'd say.
about an hour ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
raves are gay. just saying
about an hour ago

Sean Day
You're gay Ashley!
You're a carpet munching dyke!
And I love you.
You taught me plaid flannel is ok.
about an hour ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
youve never seen me in plaid!
im dyking no homo
52 minutes ago

Sean Day
I have too.
52 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
when?!
48 minutes ago

Sean Day
Don't ask me dumb questions.
47 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
then dont make dumb observations that you saw ME in plaid fannel. which is NOT okay to wear. but i love u. u turned me onto acid wash denim
45 minutes ago

Sean Day
Oh I did?
You're welcome.
It's always good to try new things.
Always good..
42 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
but then i realize only a bitch as bad as me could rock them things harder like mj song! what wha?!
36 minutes ago

Sean Day
Mhm girlfriend tell em!
32 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
fa sho ashley does what them otha tricks cant! can i get a amen?!!!
26 minutes ago

Sean Day
Amen.
Hallelujah.
Praise Jesus!!!
25 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
praise jesus sweeeet child above!! ashley is the bestest!!!! let there be light!!!!!!
24 minutes ago

Sean Day
Sweet honey child.
Sweet honey child.
Oh sweet Jesus in all his grace and glory sinners be damned sinners be damned *ahem* Punyavee *ahem* sinners be damned.
22 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
sinners be damned said jesus!!!! have mercy on their souls sweet jesus! honey child honey child tell em
21 minutes ago

Sean Day
Have mercy have mercy.
But don't let that bitch get too comfortable. Keep that bitch on her toes!
Mhmmmmhmm.. mhhhmmmhmmm..
How sweet... the sound..
That saaave.. a wretch... like sheeee *not me*
19 minutes ago

Sean Day
*saved
18 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
oh jesus! i feel the word! preach it lord preach it!
once was lost but now im found!
say it sean!
that grace is amazing!
14 minutes ago

Sean Day
Ain't it so?
Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far
and Grace will lead me home.

The Lord has promised good to me.
His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures...
12 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
woooooo say it child
im feelin churchy up in here
wheres my bible at?
9 minutes ago

Sean Day
Let's bow our heads and read Verse 12 Genesis 31 paragraph 10 child.
8 minute ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
oh yes i will father sean i will! preach it to me boy!
7 minutes ago

Sean Day
And said the Holy Father, none shall cross my path of Holy Righteousness, because I am God. Hear me roar.
2 seconds ago

Sean Day
Raaawwwrrr
2 seconds ago




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
With overly religious people get the Christians Coalition to ban this show from the web?
Are you churchy enough to realize there is no Verse 12 Genesis 31 paragraph 10 in the Bible?
If so, you're probably very offended by this show.
However you continue to read?
You're lying to yourself my friend!
Either you're a hypocritical Christian with no right to judge, or you're sinners just like the rest of us wallowing in all our sinfulness.
Pick a team!
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down - Episode 11

pandabearlovely: im gonnna kick a baby.
pandabearlovely: im gonna fucking kick a baby.
pandabearlovely is online.
pandabearlovely is online.
GrapeFruitPenis: ?
GrapeFruitPenis: ok
pandabearlovely: i went to quickleys, and punyavee was there.i decided i didnt wanna have a yelling fit, so i went to the quickleys 11 blocks away.
GrapeFruitPenis: did she yell at u anyway
pandabearlovely: naw, she didnt see me.i was like across the street and i saw her through the glass.
pandabearlovely: with karl and crap
GrapeFruitPenis: God im getting worried. Shes spending too much time with him.
GrapeFruitPenis: i think hes her best guy friend
pandabearlovely: he is.lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: gah. fml
pandabearlovely: take her back, so i can have karl back.
GrapeFruitPenis: i thought me and her wud stay like hella close til junior year
GrapeFruitPenis: i cant take her back unless i go to wash. unles i do he'l always have a big advantafe
GrapeFruitPenis: *advantage
pandabearlovely: gah.whatever.i lost my best friend you lost yours.now they have eachother.
GrapeFruitPenis: and u have carl u stupid bitch.. who do i have? oh ya.. u and punyavee and raves
pandabearlovely: and that dj.
GrapeFruitPenis: i havent even met him n person
pandabearlovely: really?
pandabearlovely: then how does he know you
GrapeFruitPenis: gahh i hope we do get along tho
GrapeFruitPenis: well not like hung with him
pandabearlovely: oh
GrapeFruitPenis: ive seen him jing at raves a cupl times
GrapeFruitPenis: *djign GOD my typing sucks
GrapeFruitPenis: *djing
GrapeFruitPenis: whats so good about karl anyway?
pandabearlovely: iono.hes a hella cool friend.
pandabearlovely: i hella miss him.
GrapeFruitPenis: omg.. what if he takes punyavee even further away.. what with brad AND andrew..
GrapeFruitPenis: i should do something
GrapeFruitPenis: u should help me
pandabearlovely: lol.i dont wanna get invlolved.
GrapeFruitPenis: u should start hanging with karl again
pandabearlovely: i cant.
pandabearlovely: hes always
pandabearlovely: "naw im hanging with my gf, naw im hanging with punyavee"
GrapeFruitPenis: he hangs with carl, u cud ambush him and work ur charm
pandabearlovely: o_O no, he like never hangs out with carl.
GrapeFruitPenis: gaaahhh... y cant it just be like last summer where everyone was friends.. i miss that
pandabearlovely: lol.
pandabearlovely: iono.
pandabearlovely: i wish she wasnt a bitch, and karl was still my friend.
GrapeFruitPenis: i wish karl wasnt a dick, and i hope punyavees still my friend n 3 months.
GrapeFruitPenis: :/




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Panda get Karl back?
Can Grape keep Punyavee from drifting away?
Are Punyavee and Karl having a secret love affair?
What would that mean for Sydney and Bradley?
Is Andrew a third wheel?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Pretty Rave Guy... Why Are You Sad? - Episode 10

9:20pm
HiddenForYourProtection
r u going to the golden ticket this weekend?

9:20pm
Mitchell
isnt that in reno?
cuz if its in reno fuck no
lol

9:20pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya its n reno.. gahh... no one i know is going!

9:21pm
Mitchell
hahah ya my parents are ok with raving
just not going to another sate.....
well have fun!
last time i went to reno there was kandi kids everywhere
and rave fliers on the ground
it was really weird lol

9:21pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i hope i have fun. hella nervous
first outa state rave alone

9:22pm
Mitchell
0_O
lol be careful

9:22pm
HiddenForYourProtection
:/ ya tell me about it lol

9:23pm
Mitchell
i had friends that were going but everybody bailed
so
you hella missed my first underground!

9:23pm
HiddenForYourProtection
what? u mean way back last year?

9:23pm
Mitchell
noooo
i threw
one
last month

9:24pm
HiddenForYourProtection
omg u threw an underground!? sick no way

9:24pm
Mitchell
yaa

9:24pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i cant beleive i missed it

9:24pm
Mitchell
im a part of a crew called 4 <3 collective
we did a hardcore party

9:25pm
HiddenForYourProtection
awesomes! r u guys throwing another one anytime soon?

9:25pm
Mitchell
hopefully one in april
and one fer sure in may
ill make you to give you a flier next time lol

9:26pm
HiddenForYourProtection
betters. i havent been to an underground since my last time at the library

9:26pm
Mitchell
yaaa
things have kinda died down
ppl get lazy lol

9:27pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya. r u going to etdpop?

9:27pm
Mitchell
prolly not
hella expensive
anti-pop!

9:27pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol

9:28pm
Mitchell
prolly gonna be hella dope thougj
sooo since i cant afford it
im gonna be like last year and hate on it

9:29pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ahh.. u should save up for it. it probly wil b hella dope. and im finally 16 so i finally get to go!
sooo.. ya.. how old r u again?

9:30pm
Mitchell
16

9:30pm
HiddenForYourProtection
for som reason i thought u wer older

9:30pm
Mitchell
hmm nope lol
maybe i just look older lol

9:31pm
HiddenForYourProtection
maybe its that im short

9:31pm
Mitchell
maybeh
i turn 17 in like 6 months tho lol
but zomg

9:31pm
HiddenForYourProtection
?

9:32pm
Mitchell
pop will prolly be epic
i went in 08

9:32pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really? was it even better than lovefest afterparty?

9:32pm
Mitchell
didnt go to the lovefest after party
it was pretty epic
but massives are overwhelming for me
too many ppl
lol
its like being drown in a sea of rolled out azn kids listening to trance

9:33pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol
i kinda like massives, but only when im with a good friend... so im nervous
idk.. i might not evn go to reno this weekend

9:34pm
Mitchell
meh do what you want
but what is the safest
theres a renegade
in the north bay

9:35pm
HiddenForYourProtection
where do u find out about all of these? i have a galaxy raver and a ravelinks yet I'm still like oblivious to most renegades and U.Gs

9:35pm
Mitchell
galaxyraver
but
im just really in the loop too

9:36pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ever since karma went away im like totally out. im look for it on galaxy. r u going?

9:36pm
Mitchell
maybeeee
idk
depends on the lineup
and if my friends are going
since i havnt raved in like a motnh
since theres been nothing worth going to
and if i can drag my bf out

9:37pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol. its an understatement that everyone has been lazy ravers.
like everyone i talk to except for djs say the same things
*thing

9:37pm
Mitchell
yaaa
parties have been uscking lately
theres always a slump before everytihng starts to get crazy again
april is gonna be dope :)

9:38pm
HiddenForYourProtection
fer sur. last rave i went to was... the last time i saw u. the one that got shut down. i think apex threw it
gah.. im dying to like.. party again.

9:38pm
Mitchell
LOL ya
uhh the next nebula party
on the 24th of april
will prolly be hella dope

9:39pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i missed the last one im pretty sure
and the last unicorn
so il make sure to go to that one

9:39pm
Mitchell
LAST UICORN
soooooo epic

9:39pm
HiddenForYourProtection
was it really? now im said
*sad

9:40pm
Mitchell
well mighta been a shitty part for you
but they broke into the crack house
which is where my first rave was
so i got to go back to the same place as my first rave with the same crew who did my first rave
if that makes sense

9:41pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really.. im one for nostalgia as well so i get it lol.. idk if ive ever been to the crack house before

9:41pm
Mitchell
ya it got closed down
at the end of 08

9:42pm
HiddenForYourProtection
was it is library?
Oh nevermind

9:42pm
Mitchell
nope
it was this giant warehouse
that used to be packed
everyweekend for hardcore parties

9:42pm
HiddenForYourProtection
:( i miss raving so much!
It sounds hella cool

9:42pm
Mitchell
i do too!
ya thing are hella shitty now compared
to when i started lol
there needs to be more venue

9:43pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya. like blakes n berkeley except all ages and n sf

9:43pm
Mitchell
ohh im talking about UG venues
theres like no warehouses that can be used everyweekend anymore
and can hold a decent amount of ppl
4 <3 a has a decent place in richmonf

9:44pm
HiddenForYourProtection
someone should totally change that this summer

9:44pm
Mitchell
but i hateeeeee richmond

9:44pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i know.. at night.. ugh.
but if its awesome.

9:45pm
Mitchell
ya it was awesome lol
ppl are safe
iif thye arent complete retards
but at the shuttle point
ppl were acting hella stupid
so we didnt let them in
lol

9:46pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really? I should probably review U.G ettiquite so i dont wind up one of thoase people n the future

9:47pm
Mitchell
dont wave lights around and roll face dacning outside of your car to hella loud music
in a public place
in RICHMOND
i would not like to see anybody shot plz

9:47pm
HiddenForYourProtection
Oh thats it. lol. i thought there might b more rules. But.. ya i wont/dont lol
tho one time we got stopped by the police near the shuttle point n an over crowded car with kandy
that was my.. second rave i think

9:48pm
Mitchell
LOL
oh gawd
nice
been there too
oh one more thing ike cover up all rave gear until youre inside the party
like just bring a backpack to put it in

9:49pm
HiddenForYourProtection
gtk gtk.. il make sure to remind punyavee of such things

9:50pm
Mitchell
awesome :D
cuz its up to the ravers to make things run smoothly we can only do so much

9:50pm
HiddenForYourProtection
havent really thought of it that way. was it hard throwing ur first party?

9:51pm
Mitchell
stressful
cuz ravers draw attention
when they dress like ravers
we had to pick a well lit place
so ppl would be safe
but ya
like kinda running aorund a parking lot in kandi
draws alot of attention
the more sneaky ppl are the beter

9:53pm
HiddenForYourProtection
I'm pretty sure whenever I walk up to a venue il always have espionage music playing in my heads

9:53pm
Mitchell
hahaha
awesome
ya its just like dark hidden parking lots
in the ghetto
arent good palces to be
so we try to use public places
like
store parking lots
that are well lit
and park n ride

9:54pm
HiddenForYourProtection
but then with ravers like.. looking like ravers.. gah i c now.. stressful indeed

9:54pm
Mitchell
yepppp
cuz its either risking
somebody getting jacked or shot
or having the shuttle point get rolled on
would rather just shut down the shuttle point
lol
instead of dead kids

9:55pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol.. ya
they should just legalize private venues for.. parties
like clubs i gues

9:56pm
Mitchell
yaaa
but when its too easy to find out about
you get hella shitty ppl
the more work it takes to get there the better ppl you have

9:57pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya. itd really suck if i had to go a rave and like.. have to worry about getting.. shanked by.. ghetto peopl or.. just not have fun
kinda like monster massive.. but it was still fun

9:57pm
Mitchell
hahah ya
we had zero hyphy kids
and sketchy ppl at our party
in the ghetto of richmond lol
all depends on who you promote too

9:58pm
HiddenForYourProtection
now thats a well kept secret lol

9:58pm
Mitchell
hahaha
ya but were gonna start doing word of mouth stuff
soon
hella stuff happens in SF
its just all word of mouth ^_^

9:59pm
HiddenForYourProtection
thatd be awesome. i cant wait to go to on of ur parties then

9:59pm
Mitchell
but the parties there scare me
its like weird goth

9:59pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really? y?
oh

9:59pm
Mitchell
dubstep stuff
and breakcore

9:59pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i hate dubstep. but i kinda like industrial techno.. a little

10:00pm
Mitchell
yaaa
the stuff the play
is like noise...

10:00pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol.. ya

10:00pm
Mitchell
well
homeworks
ttyl

10:00pm
HiddenForYourProtection
alrightz
ttyl

10:00pm
Mitchell
oh btw
text me
if you ever wanna know about a party or some thing
707-PhoneNumberHidden

10:01pm
HiddenForYourProtection
alrighty then
fer sur
bye

10:01pm
Mitchell
byee




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Who is HiddenForYourProtection?
Will HiddenForYourProtection stand up to cancer?
How many more eipisodes until this show takes a break?
Why is the word television in the name of this show, when this is obviously a non-televised blog? That's false advertising.
Do you beleive in pigeons?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Golden Ticket to Love? - Episode 9

pandabearlovely: im so fuckin bored.
pandabearlovely: I saw punyavee and andrew when I was walking to karls with carl.it was hella awkward.punyavee was bearing a leather jacket and d I was wearing a leather jacket.we didn't even make eye contact, carl and andrew did that handshake thing.
pandabearlovely: ew.
pandabearlovely: im so desperate to hang out with someone im gonna hang out with kyle and some chic.
HiddenForYourProtection: u guys didnt talk?
pandabearlovely: who?
HiddenForYourProtection: u n
HiddenForYourProtection: punyavee
pandabearlovely: naw.
HiddenForYourProtection: well at least u guys didnt shout obscenities at each other this time
pandabearlovely: lol.
pandabearlovely: dude, apperently breaking dawns gonna be two movies.
HiddenForYourProtection: THANK GOD
pandabearlovely is online.
HiddenForYourProtection: dude
HiddenForYourProtection: i just go invited earlier today to go to The Golden Ticket this Friday
HiddenForYourProtection: by DjNameHidden.. he wants to fuck me.. but i dont wanna like have sex with him so soon cus i think i might like him
pandabearlovely: in front of people?
HiddenForYourProtection: in his hotel room.. theres gona b other people but we cant there
HiddenForYourProtection: and i dont want to anyway cus like i said i liiike him. but hes really determined
HiddenForYourProtection: what should i do
pandabearlovely: just fuck him.
HiddenForYourProtection: but i dont want him to just like.. have sex with me and then like.. just have that be it. i dont want a fuck buddy
pandabearlovely: you want t to date him?
HiddenForYourProtection: yes
pandabearlovely: how atre you supposed to do that, but be a prostitute.
HiddenForYourProtection: well the same way as normal people do
HiddenForYourProtection: i wouldnt necessarily consider it cheating if i had to do it
pandabearlovely: what are you talking about.
HiddenForYourProtection: like work, i wouldnt consider that cheating
pandabearlovely: *sighs*
HiddenForYourProtection: do u think its cheating?
pandabearlovely: uhh.
pandabearlovely: I don't know what's cheating when your a prostitute.
pandabearlovely: how olds the guy?
HiddenForYourProtection: 19
pandabearlovely: usnt that illegal..?nevermind your a prositute.
HiddenForYourProtection: hes only three years older than me. punyavees bf is 17 too and shes like 6!
HiddenForYourProtection: or 15
HiddenForYourProtection: i forget
pandabearlovely: ROFL
HiddenForYourProtection: im pretty dam sure shes 14
pandabearlovely: rofl.
HiddenForYourProtection: so r u right? i didnt notice u turn 15
pandabearlovely: hm.
pandabearlovely: well.
pandabearlovely: everyones dating older people nowadays I guess.
pandabearlovely: punyavees dating someone 3 years older, karls dating someone 3 years older, carls dating someone a day older.
HiddenForYourProtection: lol
HiddenForYourProtection: sydneys 18?
pandabearlovely: litterly a day though.
pandabearlovely: lol.
pandabearlovely: yea.
pandabearlovely: turned 18 in december.
HiddenForYourProtection: well then.. c!
HiddenForYourProtection: i just.. ugh dont want to have sex with this guy cus i love him.. and end up finding out that u know.. he just wanted to have sex
pandabearlovely: but they were dating a few months before she turned 18 which is legal.
pandabearlovely: you guys on the other hand.
HiddenForYourProtection: nobody cares about the legalities.
pandabearlovely: I noticed.
pandabearlovely: lol.
HiddenForYourProtection: back to the original question tho.. how do u tell someone u dont wanna have sex with them yet
HiddenForYourProtection: like how long did u make carl wait
pandabearlovely: 3 months.actually, he made me wait.lol.
HiddenForYourProtection: hm.. ok
HiddenForYourProtection: how long would it have taken u
pandabearlovely: just talk to him.find out from other people whether or not he just wants to fuck you.
HiddenForYourProtection: he dus
HiddenForYourProtection: becus he told me i want to fuck u
HiddenForYourProtection: he invited me over to his house today
pandabearlovely: well.
HiddenForYourProtection: but i was like no thanks
pandabearlovely: then it looks like he only wants your ass sweetie.
pandabearlovely: you shoulda gone!
pandabearlovely: lol.
pandabearlovely: coulda just hhung out.
pandabearlovely: and made out or something.
HiddenForYourProtection: thats what he suggested. but i was like.. nah.. he said that he just wanted to talk and cuddle
HiddenForYourProtection: and fall asleep
HiddenForYourProtection: cus it was like 7am when he invited me over and we both hadnt slept
pandabearlovely: DUDE!
HiddenForYourProtection: ?
pandabearlovely: WHY DIDN'T YOU GO!SO! YOU COULDA CUDDLED WITH HIM!
HiddenForYourProtection: becus i dont want it to lead to sex
HiddenForYourProtection: i wanna hang out outside of his bedroom first.
pandabearlovely: it won't.tell him your not ready.
pandabearlovely: so.
pandabearlovely: cuddling good too.
HiddenForYourProtection: gahh..
HiddenForYourProtection: now im going to meet him n a four hour car ride this friday
HiddenForYourProtection: leading into the rave of which he's Djing
HiddenForYourProtection: then his hotel room with like 4 other people.
pandabearlovely: cuddling would havee been good.
pandabearlovely: then you guys could have gone and gotten milkshakes.
pandabearlovely: is he white?
HiddenForYourProtection: AnswerHidden.
pandabearlovely: huh.
pandabearlovely: what rave?
pandabearlovely: I think I found a picture of him on google.
HiddenForYourProtection: The Golden Ticket in Reno, Nevada. It's willy wonka themeed
pandabearlovely: does he know your 16?
pandabearlovely: ooh shit.
HiddenForYourProtection: ya. and he knows im an escort
HiddenForYourProtection: he was bummed when i told him i couldnt come over
pandabearlovely: ohh.
pandabearlovely: aw :[
HiddenForYourProtection: the only issues i think he has is um... that he thinks i dont wanna hang with him becus im not getting paid
HiddenForYourProtection: but thats so not it
HiddenForYourProtection: its the opposite
pandabearlovely: id never thought id be sypathizing with a prostitute and his gay illegal overaged raving love affairs.
pandabearlovely: tell him that.
HiddenForYourProtection: well.. thats san francisco
HiddenForYourProtection: tell him that im holding out on being intimate with him becus i think i might fall n love with him?
HiddenForYourProtection: im NOT going to tell him that
pandabearlovely: no,
pandabearlovely: that your not hanging out with him not because of the prositute thing.
HiddenForYourProtection: i did. it kinda took like a long time to convince him that we dont have to talk about money anymore becus hes my friend
HiddenForYourProtection: platonic
HiddenForYourProtection: ya the first image that comes up on google image search: DjNameHidden is him
pandabearlovely: I can't see any
HiddenForYourProtection: ugh.. i just hope it works out
HiddenForYourProtection: WebsiteAddressHidden that's him.
pandabearlovely is online.
HiddenForYourProtection: anyway
HiddenForYourProtection: good thing is punyavees gonna be near reno this friday
HiddenForYourProtection: so im trying to convince her to get bradley to go
HiddenForYourProtection: have u seen bradley btw?
HiddenForYourProtection: he looks like a little boy
pandabearlovely: hm.
pandabearlovely: no.
pandabearlovely: I haven't.
HiddenForYourProtection: oh
HiddenForYourProtection: well.. nevermind
pandabearlovely is online.
HiddenForYourProtection: i just.. ugh.. life was so much easier when all i had was work
HiddenForYourProtection: i dont want to.. have to deal with getting hurt
pandabearlovely: well, if you really fall in love with him, the pain will be worth it.




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Can you figure out the identity of HiddenForYourProtection?
Will Punyavee be able to save HiddenForYourProtection from ruining his/her chance at love?
Will The Golden Ticket prove to be bronze?
Can Panda find the strength to leave Carl?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Welcome.. to the Ghetto II - Episode 8

Argishti Petros
Going to MoonStar
11 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
that restaraunt is pimpin
11 hours ago

Justin Shazam
nice,fuck yea!!
10 hours ago

Sean Day
AWW I FUCKIN LOVE THAT PLACE DUDE!
I was so sad when they closed the one in Downtown SF.
8 hours ago

Argishti Petros
I went to the one Serramonte, and 20 minutes after Justin commented on this status i ran into him.LMFAO.
i love their sushi! :D
6 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
the 1 downtown was hella better
6 hours ago

Argishti Petros
yeah, i had my 12th birthday there.
6 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
oh isnt that cute ^_^ ha jk
6 hours ago

Sean Day
Join my group about MoonStar fuckers.
5 hours ago

Argishti Petros
Its not gonna change anything. Groups on facebook r pointless. They don't effect anything.
5 hours ago

Sean Day
But I made it.
5 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
and?
4 hours ago

Sean Day
Bitch watchu mean and? And what? And I made it and I want som nigguhs to join. And who? You?
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
im not chur bitch im ur boss. and niggah? ha
4 hours ago

Sean Day
Oh uh uh... now I know u aint gettin hyphy with me Ashley.
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
yeah Sean im gettin hyphy and sick all up on argishti's status and what?!
4 hours ago

Sean Day
U know what.. whateva.. Just stay the fuck up out mah Kool-Aid. And don't let me catch u near him again.
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
you know what ur kool-aid was with ME last night so boom u is straight mowded. his cherry mix was all up in my ice cold pitcher
4 hours ago

Sean Day Oh HEEELLLL no.. u nasty ass hoe!
that cherry be all up in MY ice cold pitcher for life!
IT DON'T WANT CHU!
Try Tang bitch.
4 hours ago

Andrew Gardelle
LMAO- Punyavee
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
bitch tang is for you reject hoes that cant keep up wit the kool-aid. step your powder up bitch
4 hours ago

Argishti Petros
what did she say? i dont see it.
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
im sure argishti is sick of ur krusty krab ass all over his status like a stain on virgins panties. u is all on argishti's jock
4 hours ago

Sean Day
Argy ain't even trippin so dont worry bout it boo. My powder be crackin, what chu kno?
I gotz me dat Crystal Light AND dat Crystal Lite.
Now! Speak on it now.
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
i know...wtf punyavee didnt say anything...
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
FUCK your crystal light that anorexic hoe powder. i got my snapple ice tea mix honeychild. that shit comes in tight packages on the GO
4 hours ago

Sean Day
Thats the shit right there. But my Fun Dip be clownin on yo Snapple.
U could put dat shit n yo drink.
You could dye yo hair wit it.
You could straight eat dat shit!
ITS VERSATILE NIGGUH
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
FUCK YO FUN DIP. BABY BOTTLE POPPIN IN THIS BIOTCH aite lemme throw it down for u boo
u could suck that shit
stick ur tongue in the bottle and wiggle it around
and hey u could let everyone take a lick
its like sweet non-risk pussy...
Nothins betta than pussy.
4 hours ago

Sean Day
I know u aint talkin bout no ghetto pussy.
Aint no Baby Bottle Pops in no ghetto pussy.
More like some stale ass suga cubes.
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
talkin bout ghetto i saw u sniffin a line of fun dip last night
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
cant afford that real snow white??? ca-chin$$$
4 hours ago

Sean Day
Bitch u wanna talk about snow white?
Tell me how cum if u so paid i dun seent u bum a hit off a circle blunt u aint even put n fo?
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
oh no no no all that artificial snow white must be affecting your eyes honeychild. my blunt gets me higher than rapunzel. i got that good shieeeet
4 hours ago

Sean Day
But u still hella light weight.
U fly away afta half a hit.
Find u on da flo n da bathroom throwin up like a punk.
4 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
bitch tlkin bout weak u reacct to a flinestone vitamin like its X. step ya game up
4 hours ago

Argishti Petros
motherfuckers yall shit is all weak, shit i fucking do be the top motherfucking high class shit ever, so dont be all talkin like yo shit be popin cuz yo shit be like a candy from a motherfucking baby. xD
4 hours ago

Sean Day
Uh uh Argishti..
Look at yu frontin like u pay bills
Put me up on yo level nigguh! Let me find out.
And Ashley u aint even been half way around da block....
U aint kno bout no Ecstasy.
Don't get schooled Boo Boo.
3 hours ago

Argishti Petros
nigguh please, yu aint never gonna be on muh level.
dont jock what yu cant rock kiddo.
3 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
argishti u be fckin wit that weak maryjane
sean x aint nada i cant handle ive swallowed baby powder stronger then that shit
3 hours ago

Sean Day
im olda dan u.
And im just tryin c wat u pushin.
How u gone call my shit weak NIKKA???
3 hours ago

Sean Day
SEE!
dats y u dum ass b swallowin baby powda
U aint kno nuttun.. u aint kno
3 hours ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
cuz yo shit is weak def aint solid like ma shit u must be on that prune juice boo. my shits stronger than botha you. but still i looove you argishti and sean
3 hours ago

Sean Day Awwww...
ILY2A
3 hours ago

Argishti Petros
yall nigguhs be trippin, muh shit be the top notch.
3 hours ago

Jonathan Kamakazi
thats wat up
3 hours ago



Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
What do you drink? Kool-Aid. Crystal light. Tap Water?
How many ghetto people do you know what actually talk like this?
Will Ashley and Sean keep their love tight? Or will it all fall apart again?
If you had the chance... would you fuck Tony the Tiger?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Welcome.. to the Ghetto I - Episode 7

Panda Kreidler
dude.why am I not mushrooming?that is NOT how you are supposed to see alice in wonderland.I NEED MY MUSHROOMS!stupid pots not gonna be enough.maybe I should run to algreens and pick up cough syrup.
6 hours agp

Kahliel Jones
I thought you were done doin that????
5 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
dont c it on cough syrup. u know that shit takes 2 hours to kick n. And its not a good high at all.
5 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
your cool
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
WELL MOTHA FUCK YOU TOO DEN CINDY!
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
fuck u, atleast i dont do fucking crack and prostitute
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Crack is whack bitch
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
then why'd u do it
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
i aint neva dun crack u gotz me twisted.
I do coke.
3 hours ago

Ezekiel Meza
lol
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
same thing , maybe if u went to school you would know
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Its not da same thing nigguh.
U smoke crack u snort coke. AND they have different chemical properties too ya dumb bitch.
what school do u go to where they teach u that?
BOOM
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
any school . and its called health class
3 hours ago

Brittany Jena'e
wow. nice conversation everyones having. but i love ezekiels random "lol".
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
i learned about how messed up your gonna be when your older...sucks to be you
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
aight den.. if u knew that den y u askin me dum ass questions.
Nigguh
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
bitch watch.
Nigguh
3 hours ago

Ezekiel Meza
how is this not on failbooking? lmao
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
ok sean ill watch , watch u fuck up your life more than it is
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Bitch u ain't no Judge Judy. I ain't see you on da CW before 5pm.
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
i aint a coke snorting prostitute either
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
But u is mexican.
Now. Speak on dat.
BOOM.
3 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
you point is ..?
3 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Everyone knows Mexicans don't know how to count American money.
Therefore... well.. when you grow up you can figure that one out.
BOOM! Nigguh.
2 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
thats really stupid of you to say of course you wouldn't say anything smart cause u dont go to school..
2 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Omfg I doooo go to fucking school.
I have a fuckin A in Algebra nigguh.
Nigguh do u know how to write a Quadratic Variation 2 different ways? Nigguh?
2 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
x6-4x3+8=0
(8x3)2-4(x3)+8=0
2 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Did u just google that?
Cause I asked u if u could over five minutes ago.
Btw thats a rhetorical question nigguh.
2 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
its not like i can finish a math problem in one second . rhetorical question my ass
2 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Simple as this.
f(x)=kx^
If x varies directly with f(x) and x equals 10 when f(x) equals 15 what is f(x) when x equals 2.5
BOOM.
2 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
i dont get it you said x = 10 then u said it equals 2.5
2 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
f(x) pronounced F of X.. - meaning the FUNCTION of X... MEANING Y..
given the information if u understood quadratic variations you'd be able to figure out the value of Y-f(x)
2 hours ago

Cindy Lopez
or maybe if u gave the equation right i would of understood
2 hours ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Bitch the equation is right.
It's not my fault you got BOOMED on.
AGAIN. Fucktard.
about an hour ago

Panda Kreidler
you two stop your babbling.
about an hour ago

Cindy Lopez
i am not retarted.
doing coke prostituting and not going to school is retarted
about an hour ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Doing drugs isn't bad if you can handle it.
Escorting may be retarded to you but... wtf cares.
And I obviously do go to school.
So that does make you retarded.
BOOM. Nigguh.
about an hour ago

Cindy Lopez
what school do u go to then ? and it is bad and retarded, i dont get it . what exactly makes me retarded?
59 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Cava. I go to Cava.
What makes u retarded is that fact that you think you're smarter than I.
Bitch ass nigguh. BOOM.
BITCH JUS KEEP TALKIN AN IMA KEEP DROPPIN DEES BOOMS ON YO ASS.
55 minutes ago

Kahliel Jones
huhuhu... Haha... Hahahahahhaahha...hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha. Ok I'm sorry, I don't know you guys, but this is funny
47 minutes ago




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Iz dat hoe gone lern sum muffa fuckin manners?
DayDay trippin off dis shit, he gone beat cho azz bitch! (that wasn't a question)
Who da fuck be answerin all dees questionz?
Why da fuck nigguhs be all up on mah jock doe?
Bitch who da fuck is you!??!
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - No Time For Typos - Episode 6

12:14am
Sean
Sasha..

12:14am
Sasha
yeah?

12:14am
Sean
Sasha I haver to tell u something
Its very important
*have

12:14am
Sasha
ok

12:14am
Sean
no time for typos
That wasnt it

12:15am
Sasha
yes, i assumed

12:15am
Sean
What I have to tell u.. is a two part question
Are u ready?

12:15am
Sasha
yeah

12:15am
Sean
What is a communist.. and do u like peanut butter or regular butter?

12:16am
Sasha
do i need to answer?

12:16am
Sean
YES DAMNIT ITS URGENT

12:16am
Sasha
a communist is someone who belives in a communist government, or communism
communism is the idea that everyone is equal
and that everyone should give what they can
and take what they need
basically
everyone receives the same amount of money in their paychecks
despite their professions

12:17amSean
ew
thats the most repulsive thing ive ever heard

12:17am
Sasha
and i prefer peanutbutter to regular butter

12:17am
Sean
Ok. Sahsa..
I have to ask u another question

12:18am
Sasha
ok

12:18am
Sean
Why are u doing up so late? And if yes explain why

12:18am
Sasha
because im watching southpark
its harder to fall asleep without weed

12:20am
Sean
How many answers would u be willing to give me on the topic of various subjects?

12:20am
Sasha
im going to sleep soon

12:20am
Sean
So another 10 answers shall we?
Lets get busy
Firsly.. how many nickles does it take to buy a Ring Pop in 1972

12:21am
Sasha
ringpops didnt exist in 1972

12:21am
Sean
CORRECT
U get one point
AT the end of this thingy I'm doing I will tell u what these points can b used and or redeemed for

12:22am
Sasha
ok

12:22am
Sean
Why do peopl somethinges purposefully touch other people on a very sparsely populated bus?
*sometimes

12:23am
Sasha
because they are sexually frustrated and can't get laid

12:23am
Sean
Finish this song lyric:
"I don't know what we're afraaaaid of. Nothing would change if we maaaade love.."

12:23am
Sasha
thats the only lines i know

12:24amSean
Ooooh that is a wrong answer sasha

12:24amSasha
i am aware

12:24am
Sean
u lose a point, but u get to win that point back double fold if u answer my jeapordy question
are u willing to play?

12:24am
Sasha
naw

12:25am
Sean
Alrighty then Sasha u do understand that you are walking away from 250,000$
By leaving this game show

12:25am
Sasha
yes

12:25am
Sean
Liar
We'r not on a game show
NEXT QUESTION



Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Sahsha uncover a secret army of rodents?
Can Sean keep Sasha from finding out about his secret army of rodents?
What will Sasha reveal about her secretive and sordid past?
Will Sean be able to cope with the death of his pet snail? (7 years ago)
Tune in next time to find out!!!