Pandafaggot who wont answer their phone.
7:36pm
Me
girl who doesnt have a legit reason to talk to me on the phone
7:37pm
Panda
boy who doesnt know why im calling who just assumes things.
*girl
sorry.
7:38pm
Me
girl whos last phone call to me consisted of her wanting me to talk her thru watching "the lovely bones"... becus she was scared
girl is a faggot
7:39pm
Panda
thing who never answers my phone calls anyway because it refuses to have outside connection with the world when inside gorging on ice cream and bullshit
7:40pm
Me
girl who doesnt get that dudes dont wanna talk on the phone for an hour about nothing.
girl must understand thats what chicks are for
7:40pm
Panda
boy who doesnt understand hes not considered a dude by anyone anymore
7:41pm
Me
girl who doesnt seem to notice the dick protruding from said boys' pelvis region
7:42pm
Panda
badger who doesnt understand women can have penis's too, so their might be a slight possibility badger is a shemale.
7:42pm
Me
"It" that needs to grasp that only bradley can address me by that name
7:43pm
Panda
badger who doesn't understand he is officially badger in my book.Shemale Badger.
7:45pm
Me
Polar Bear that needs to realize that I am not a shemale, I am in fact a man, and I do not want to hold the phone to my ear listening to u pretend ur in africa.. while u occasionally shout "ariba" (which isnt even african) while I could be doing things that require both my hands
7:46pm
Panda
Badger that doesnt realize i know that badger sits in his house all day eating and watching movies.So Badger shouldnt try bullshitting Panda.
7:48pm
Me
Koala Bear that needs to understand it's Sean's prerogative what he does with his special private time. And if he wanted to be out interacting with people he would be.
Reptile would do good to notice that maybe there's something Sean likes about spending his time alone.
Maybe Kangaroo would like to know that Sean enjoys himself. His company.
7:50pm
Panda
Muskrat who should understand that Muskrat spends wwwaaayyyyy too much time locked in his house doing nothing of any productivity, and likes to pretend he is a very busy person.
Muskrat who should also understand, that I just heard my dad fart very loudly across the house, and call someone a crackhead.
And now is peeing.
And just got called someone a crack head again.
and just called someone else a crackhead.
and chuckle.
And again.
7:52pm
Me
Platypus might need to learn that Sean indeed does do things of productivity. Including, but not limited to exercising, working on his memoirs, and sleeping.
7:52pm
Panda
I like tawtles.
7:53pm
Me
Hermit Crab has demonstrated that it lacks the know how to continue this conversation.
And has resorted to random blubberings.
Rattle Snake has always fallen short in this department. But that doesn't make Sean love you less.
It just makes him wary of your phone calls. Very wary.
7:56pm
Panda
Vaginitis that still tries to defend itself, when Panda was trying to be playful instead of watching Vaginitis' futile attempt at trying to defend Vaginitis' self, Vaginitis likes to give Vaginits an ego boost. So Panda just watches Vaginitis mentally masturbate Vaginitis' ego.
Word.
to your mother.
7:57pm
Me
Humpback Whale would do well to take her likings of turtles elsewhere.
7:59pm
Panda
Syphillis would do better sensually stroking his ego like a French mans penis on his own time.
8:00pm
Me
Garden Snake likes to think she's clever coming up with these comebacks.. but really she makes little sense.
Snail might like to stroke a penis sometime as well.. it does relive a bit of stress.
8:03pm
Panda
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease should realize, Panda only likes one man's penis.And that one man is not around currently, and Pelvic Inflammatory disease should also know, that when that man does get back, Panda will jump the shit out of his bones.Panda marked it on her calendar. It's a new holiday.
8:04pm
Me
Endangered Species shouldn't subject Sean to such mean words. No one wants to thing of the sounds, sights, and smells that holiday would produce.
8:05pm
Panda
Gonorrhea should take notice, that I will.And i will hard.
8:06pm
Me
Cockroach might want to set her sights higher.. above his 5 and a half inch Waldo.
8:07pm
Panda
Chlamydia should realize Panda does not care about penis size, which Chlamydia does not know. But Panda loves Waldo, and the person he is attached to.
8:08pm
Me
Mouse might like to know that she may finally reach an orgasm if the man he was attached to had better aim..
8:10pm
Panda
Intertrigo should have realized by now, that Panda doesnt really care about sex. But Panda love Carl. Maybe one day Intertrigo will find out what its like to be in love.And Intertrigo will too, know this feeling.
8:13pm
Me
Octopus knows Sean has been in love once. With a man named Ian.
Insect might do well to recall what Sean felt about Ian.
8:17pm
Panda
Candida Albicans may have thought Candida Albicans was in love, but it was only the spark.It could have been love if gone any farther, but it was lost.Candida Albicans knows it was not meant to be.
Panda want Carl.Carl is Panda's home.
8:18pm
Me
Alligator is right, Sean.. sad. Sean want Alligator to give it a hug.
8:19pm
Panda
Panda give Thrush hug.
8:20pm
Me
Sean whispers in Water buffalo's ear, "*This is what dreams are made of*"
8:20pm
Panda
Candida and Water Buffalo sing "Don't Stop Believing"
8:21pm
Me
:):) Wow.
We're cool.
8:22pm
Panda
How long were we at that for?
8:22pm
Me
about an hour
8:22pm
Panda
Wow.we get really into this.
i wonder if thats some kind of psychological problem.
8:23pm
Me
I don't know.. this is.. a bit unsettling to tell u the truth.
8:25pm
Panda
YYEEEE HA.GET ER 'LONG LITTLE DOGGY
8:26pm
Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Sean ever find true love like his best friend Panda?
Will Panda ever reach her climax?
Is this a picture of true friendship?
Are we mentally unstable individuals?
Tune in next time to find out!!!
