Dramatic Teen Television Show - Soapbox Politics - Episode 13

Panda Kreidler
Forgot how crappy Half Moon Bay was.
38 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
What would happen if you put a toothpick propp'd under your chin and your collier bone, and sneezed?
21 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
You'd die a violent death.
21 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
Oh.Sheridan.This is my friend HiddenForYourProtection.
Hes a real prostitute.
Im dead serious.
Hes a real coke head too.
and a real raver.
and a real gay.
21 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
wtf's a raaaaver?
21 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I am not guilty of any of those things.
I am addicted to glamor and that is it.
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Raaaaver?
20 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
You dont know what raves are?
how the fuck can you not know what a rave is.
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
*pose*
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
I know what a RAAVE is but not a RAAAVE*R*
20 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Raving is cool.
Though I do not do it.
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
a RAVER is someone who goes to multiple raves.
19 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
You would know panda!
Cus ur the raver!
19 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
at the same time? O,0
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
HiddenForYourProtection STOP BEING SUCK A PICKLE DICK AND TELL THE MOTHER FUCKIN TRUTH PANSY
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
i dont mind being a raver.
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Say this aloud,
ICE
BANK
MICE
ELF
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
:D
18 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
The truth is Panda's been sleeping with Carl behind Salve's back and going to multiple raves aaaannnddd... eating too much rice. Hows that for truth Panda!
Now everyone knows... but that's not all the dirty little secrets I have to tell!!!
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OOOOOMFG RICE! Panda, I think we cant be friends anymoar.
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
This... Grainy substitute, is to mutch...
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
I thought we had something SPESHHAL
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
D:< Buuuutnooooo! I bet you even like soysauce! you perv!
17 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
so.
the even further truth is i have done more drugs then you have fingers and i am still functional.

any more truth you like to spill HiddenForYourProtection?
about how YOUR A COKE HEAD PROSTITUTE WHO FUCKS MEN WHO GOES BEHIND THEIR WIVES BACK TO FUCK LITTLE CHILDREN
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OMFG HiddenForYourProtection HAS A WIEF?! Man, your all kinds of interesting
16 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
and yes.i do enjoy soy sauce on my rice.
16 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
YOU DISCUST ME PANDA,
16 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
DIIIIIIIIIISCUUUUUUUUUUUUST!
16 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Would you like to tell the world Panda about the secret between you and Dylan?
15 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
no, he fucks men who go behind their wives backs to fuck little boys.
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
omfg, Super-soap-opera-drama unleashed!
x4 multiplier!
15 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
DONT YOU FUCKING SAY ANYTHING
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
SAY ANYTHING SAY ANYTHING!
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
SHE SAID U RAPED LITTLE KIDS!
14 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
And she eats RICE! that should be reason in itself.
14 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
HE DIDNT RAPE LITTLE KIDS
14 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
YOU SAID HE DIIIIIIID. you dispicable rice eater.
13 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Seeeeecreeeeet....... *writhe & seethe*
13 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I'm waiting Panda.
13 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
This is.. quite the opera we have going here.
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality,
12 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
But how far are we really going to let it go?
Is it worth... everything?
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
A male lion can mate up to 50 times a day.
12 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I trust you'll make the right decision.
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
"Screeched" Is the longest 1 syllable word
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
When fly's take off, they jump backwards
11 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
Fine.
This is HiddenForYourProtection.
you may finish the rest HiddenForYourProtection.
11 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OMFG SAY SUMTIN QUIIIIKE MY INTERNETZ TURN OFF IN 9 MINZZ! mah internet diez at 9:00
11 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
LIIIIEZ! your secret's safe with me, and the rest of the interwebs...
10 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
BAH, he was'nt gunna say anything in the first place..
10 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Sheridan.
It was nice meeting you.
But I have something important to tell you.
This.. life you've been living..
Is a lie.... See More
You... might think you know Panda.
But the truth is..
She's your father.
8 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
*mails you a donkey*
3 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Why?
Why?
*mails you Rosalita's Aunt Mauricia*
2 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Rosalita's my sister!
1 second ago




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Who is HiddenForYourProtection, and why is its life filled with such drama and intrigue!
If Panda is really Sheridan's father, then what does that make Sheridan's baby, to Panda's father's girlfriend's brother, who is ALSO Sheridan's father?
Why does Sheridan so knowledgeable in trivial pursuits, is she a spy, from the board game Trivial Pursuit?
Who here believes Sheridan is a mans name?
Not I said the catepillar!
What other secrets might Panda be hiding?
Tune in next time to find out!!!