Saturday, August 14, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Our Relationship is Never Bland, Just Insane - Episode 22

Panda
faggot who wont answer their phone.
7:36pm

Me
girl who doesnt have a legit reason to talk to me on the phone
7:37pm

Panda
boy who doesnt know why im calling who just assumes things.
*girl
sorry.
7:38pm

Me
girl whos last phone call to me consisted of her wanting me to talk her thru watching "the lovely bones"... becus she was scared
girl is a faggot
7:39pm

Panda
thing who never answers my phone calls anyway because it refuses to have outside connection with the world when inside gorging on ice cream and bullshit
7:40pm

Me
girl who doesnt get that dudes dont wanna talk on the phone for an hour about nothing.
girl must understand thats what chicks are for
7:40pm

Panda
boy who doesnt understand hes not considered a dude by anyone anymore
7:41pm

Me
girl who doesnt seem to notice the dick protruding from said boys' pelvis region
7:42pm

Panda
badger who doesnt understand women can have penis's too, so their might be a slight possibility badger is a shemale.
7:42pm

Me
"It" that needs to grasp that only bradley can address me by that name
7:43pm

Panda
badger who doesn't understand he is officially badger in my book.Shemale Badger.
7:45pm

Me
Polar Bear that needs to realize that I am not a shemale, I am in fact a man, and I do not want to hold the phone to my ear listening to u pretend ur in africa.. while u occasionally shout "ariba" (which isnt even african) while I could be doing things that require both my hands
7:46pm

Panda
Badger that doesnt realize i know that badger sits in his house all day eating and watching movies.So Badger shouldnt try bullshitting Panda.
7:48pm

Me
Koala Bear that needs to understand it's Sean's prerogative what he does with his special private time. And if he wanted to be out interacting with people he would be.

Reptile would do good to notice that maybe there's something Sean likes about spending his time alone.

Maybe Kangaroo would like to know that Sean enjoys himself. His company.
7:50pm

Panda
Muskrat who should understand that Muskrat spends wwwaaayyyyy too much time locked in his house doing nothing of any productivity, and likes to pretend he is a very busy person.

Muskrat who should also understand, that I just heard my dad fart very loudly across the house, and call someone a crackhead.

And now is peeing.

And just got called someone a crack head again.

and just called someone else a crackhead.

and chuckle.

And again.
7:52pm

Me
Platypus might need to learn that Sean indeed does do things of productivity. Including, but not limited to exercising, working on his memoirs, and sleeping.
7:52pm

Panda
I like tawtles.
7:53pm

Me
Hermit Crab has demonstrated that it lacks the know how to continue this conversation.

And has resorted to random blubberings.

Rattle Snake has always fallen short in this department. But that doesn't make Sean love you less.

It just makes him wary of your phone calls. Very wary.
7:56pm

Panda
Vaginitis that still tries to defend itself, when Panda was trying to be playful instead of watching Vaginitis' futile attempt at trying to defend Vaginitis' self, Vaginitis likes to give Vaginits an ego boost. So Panda just watches Vaginitis mentally masturbate Vaginitis' ego.

Word.

to your mother.
7:57pm

Me
Humpback Whale would do well to take her likings of turtles elsewhere.
7:59pm

Panda
Syphillis would do better sensually stroking his ego like a French mans penis on his own time.
8:00pm

Me
Garden Snake likes to think she's clever coming up with these comebacks.. but really she makes little sense.

Snail might like to stroke a penis sometime as well.. it does relive a bit of stress.
8:03pm

Panda
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease should realize, Panda only likes one man's penis.And that one man is not around currently, and Pelvic Inflammatory disease should also know, that when that man does get back, Panda will jump the shit out of his bones.Panda marked it on her calendar. It's a new holiday.
8:04pm

Me
Endangered Species shouldn't subject Sean to such mean words. No one wants to thing of the sounds, sights, and smells that holiday would produce.
8:05pm

Panda
Gonorrhea should take notice, that I will.And i will hard.
8:06pm

Me
Cockroach might want to set her sights higher.. above his 5 and a half inch Waldo.
8:07pm

Panda
Chlamydia should realize Panda does not care about penis size, which Chlamydia does not know. But Panda loves Waldo, and the person he is attached to.
8:08pm

Me
Mouse might like to know that she may finally reach an orgasm if the man he was attached to had better aim..
8:10pm

Panda
Intertrigo should have realized by now, that Panda doesnt really care about sex. But Panda love Carl. Maybe one day Intertrigo will find out what its like to be in love.And Intertrigo will too, know this feeling.
8:13pm

Me
Octopus knows Sean has been in love once. With a man named Ian.

Insect might do well to recall what Sean felt about Ian.
8:17pm

Panda
Candida Albicans may have thought Candida Albicans was in love, but it was only the spark.It could have been love if gone any farther, but it was lost.Candida Albicans knows it was not meant to be.

Panda want Carl.Carl is Panda's home.
8:18pm

Me
Alligator is right, Sean.. sad. Sean want Alligator to give it a hug.
8:19pm

Panda
Panda give Thrush hug.
8:20pm

Me
Sean whispers in Water buffalo's ear, "*This is what dreams are made of*"
8:20pm

Panda
Candida and Water Buffalo sing "Don't Stop Believing"
8:21pm

Me
:):) Wow.

We're cool.
8:22pm

Panda
How long were we at that for?
8:22pm

Me
about an hour
8:22pm

Panda
Wow.we get really into this.

i wonder if thats some kind of psychological problem.
8:23pm

Me
I don't know.. this is.. a bit unsettling to tell u the truth.
8:25pm

Panda
YYEEEE HA.GET ER 'LONG LITTLE DOGGY
8:26pm




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Sean ever find true love like his best friend Panda?
Will Panda ever reach her climax?
Is this a picture of true friendship?
Are we mentally unstable individuals?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - My Very Own Indigent Baby - Episode 21

Me
ezekiel!
ur mexican arent u?
3:35pm

Ezekiel
yes
3:35pm

Me
THANK GOD!
Where did u find ur fake id
3:35pm

Ezekiel
I was born here
3:35pm

Me
shit
3:36pm

Ezekiel
ask panda
3:36pm

Me
What about ur Aunts and Uncles? They must know where to illegally obtain american identification quickly
3:36pm

Ezekiel
no they took a test and became citizens
3:37pm

Me
IM ALREADY A CITIZEN
i wand a fake id!
3:37pm

Ezekiel
none of my family members have ever had fake IDs
3:37pm

Me
Thats a lie.
Ur mexican
3:37pm

Ezekiel
a fake ID doesnt help you if you're illegal
3:37pm

Me
Whhhaaaa?
3:38pm

Ezekiel
you need citizenship so you dont get deported
a fake ID wont help you if you get caught by the police
3:39pm

Me
Well.. this just fucking sucks
3:39pm

Ezekiel
ask karl panda or the poontang
3:39pm

Me
I did
Tell me about ur rich ancestry ezekiel
Tell me about the calm plains in ur home village
Did your family raise goats?
3:40pm

Ezekiel
nope
They crossed the border then got jobs as babysitters
3:41pm

Me
For multiple children? Is that how they got so much practice?
They're very good with pushing 5 children n a stroller
I'll give them that
But I dont wana know about that
I wana know about how it was like in Mehico
3:41pm

Ezekiel
I dont know
I never ask them
3:41pm

Me
Why?
Ur heritage is bountiful in stories and dirt
3:42pm

Ezekiel
I dont really care about my parents past
3:42pm

Me
arent u proud to be latino...?
or is it hispanic?
haitian?
3:42pm

Ezekiel
yeah I am
I just dont really care about my past
3:43pm

Me
Oh. What about your future? Are u going to give back to ur families village?
3:43pm

Ezekiel
no
3:43pm

Me
Oh
Tell me ezekiel.. how do u feel about new mehico?
3:44pm

Ezekiel
Its a state sean
I dont really care
lol
3:45pm

Me
Yes but.. I thought native mehicans might feel new mehico is a cheap imitation
like imitation crab
or some C actress in the leading role of an A- movie
3:45pm

Ezekiel
Sean I dont really care I'm just trying to live my life
lol
3:45pm

Me
But.. U shouldnt b able to..
U shud remember where u came from
And how ur family got here
Its what molds u into a Mehican American
3:46pm

Ezekiel
How did your family get here?
3:46pm

Me
Oh they got here on a boat
They were pilgrims
They came all the way from England
3:46pm

Ezekiel
you're not white sean...
you're black...
3:46pm

Me
Excuse me?
I've told u people again and again I am not black. I am indeed white.
3:47pm

Ezekiel
but you're darker then me?
3:47pm

Me
My family has a long lineage of deep tanners
Like versace
Except not as orange
3:48pm

Ezekiel
What's your heritage from africa like?
3:48pm

Me
I've never been.. the only part of africa that has to do with me if the fact that my family did own slaves
3:49pm

Ezekiel
Your black ancestors owned their own race?
3:49pm

Me
I am not BLACK!
No. My white family with a deep tan owned niggers
Thats what they called them back then
3:49pm

Ezekiel
I'm pretty sure you're black
3:50pm

Me
I think I'd know my own complexion better than u
3:50pm

Ezekiel
mhm
blackie
3:51pm

Me
Mehican
3:51pm

Ezekiel
meXican
my nigga
3:52pm

Me
Tomatoes Potatoes
3:52pm

Ezekiel
you're black
3:53pm

Me
You're from a village south of America
3:53pm

Ezekiel
I know
you're from africa
3:53pm

Me
No. England
3:54pm

Ezekiel
africa
3:54pm

Me
The new world
3:54pm

Ezekiel
the black world
3:55pm

Me
No. No no no. See my family migrated from the new world to be free of frances tyranny
We did not come from Africa, that's dum...
3:55pm

Ezekiel
You came from africa
3:55pm

Me
You're ignorant
3:55pm

Ezekiel
whether you like it or not
and you sir
are black
3:55pm

Me
If I'm black then why is my name irish?
3:56pm

Ezekiel
My names hebrew
3:56pm

Me
....So?
Anyway black people can't read
I have a much higher than average reading level
3:56pm

Ezekiel
my black friend can read
he reads out in english clas
3:56pm

Me
Dont be silly.
If u show me a black person that can read I'll show u a dead nigger
3:57pm

Ezekiel
Ok I will
3:57pm

Me
I'm hungry
Make me a burrito
U make it best
With ur stone ground tortillas
And carne asada straight from the field
4:00pm

Ezekiel
Nah
make me some fried chicken
blackie
4:00pm

Me
I'll prepare for you a chicken ceasar salad
4:00pm

Ezekiel
nah
fried chicken
4:01pm

Me
that's fattening.
I'm not going to poison u
With diabetes
And early onset obesity
4:01pm

Ezekiel
but you black people make it the best
4:02pm

Me
Yes they do
I must agree
I wouldnt suggest going into a black neighborhood to purchase some however
Tensions between blacks and mehicans r still quite taut
4:02pm

Ezekiel
Can I come to your neighborhood?
4:02pm

Me
Yes. Feel free
4:03pm

Ezekiel
Will you make me some fried chicken my black friend?
4:03pm

Me
If you bring a black friend to make friend chicken for u i see no reason why not.
Will you bring ur 14 illegitimate children
And your madre?
4:04pm

Ezekiel
yes
4:04pm

Me
Oh I'm sorry, *tu madre
4:04pm

Ezekiel
but you have to bring me some fried chicken kool aid
4:04pm

Me
I drink Crystal Light
4:04pm

Ezekiel
and a little black boy with aids
4:04pm

Me
Oh I'd love to adopt.
But all the celebrities have black babies now.
4:05pm

Ezekiel
I know
4:05pm

Me
I'll be a maverick and adopt a Mehican one
4:05pm

Ezekiel
its so overrated
get a puerto rican boy
4:05pm

Me
Are any of ur cousins for sale perhaps?
4:05pm

Ezekiel
a little haitian boy would be cheaper
or a some boy from cuba
4:06pm

Me
No. Cubans r tempermental
Like Pit Bulls
4:06pm

Ezekiel
Not if you train them
4:06pm

Me
If we're talking about children here u need to go for a loyal breed
Like the german shepard..
A brazilian boy
4:07pm

Ezekiel
yessss
or a labrador
a young white boy
no not white
asian boy
they're really smart and they're both yellow
4:07pm

Me
I was going to say. U cant adopt white children. Their parents wud never give them away! Theyr too valuable n life
I do agree on the asians tho
But what about something cute and scruffy
Like a like taco bell doggy
Uhm... a crack baby?
4:08pm

Ezekiel
crack babies FTW
4:09pm

Me
Ohhh they're so many choices. I wish indigents would just publish a brochure.. or better yet a menu so we can better decide which breed of person to buy
4:09pm

Ezekiel
yes they should
we should make our own business
of making those menus of choice for all the adoptable races
4:10pm

Me
YES. It'd be great because the people adopting wont have to actually gooo to the childs country to look them over in person, they can do it from the comfort of their living room. This'll be the difference between blockbuster and netflix.
4:11pm

Ezekiel
We would need a hotline
and an online website
4:11pm

Me
Yes everything is online now a days
4:11pm

Ezekiel
thats updated every hour with new pictures of them
4:11pm

Me
Indeed... itd be so cute to watch those little tykes starve and die of malaria every hour on the hour
a real incentive to buy now!
4:12pm

Ezekiel
we'd have to photoshop the pain out
4:12pm

Me
And the flies
Maybe we could send some nourishment so they don't look so damaged
When I'm adopting a poor child from a poor country I want to believe that child isnt going to cough and give me herpes
4:13pm

Ezekiel
we photoshop some food into the pic so they can look healthy
4:13pm

Me
Great idea
4:13pm

Ezekiel
we dont want to scare the customers away
4:13pm

Me
We'd need our own private plane to send for the children. And a staff on board to freshen them up. Maybe revive them
Should we gift wrap?
4:13pm

Ezekiel
nah
waste of money
4:13pm

Me
Theyd prolly eat it anyway
4:14pm

Ezekiel
we're also gonna need a mascot
how about panda?
4:14pm

Me
YES. every company needs a recognizable face
Oh, this idea is just splendid
4:14pm

Ezekiel
now we just need to find the money
4:14pm

Me
well.. the key of this operation is the children. so if can get em cheap we can have investors clamoring to be a part of our operation. we can buy up all the pregnant womens uterus's now.
patent them for pennies on the square inch
so anything that grows inside is our property
itl cost us next to nothing to acquire a bushel of little paupers
4:16pm

Ezekiel
how much would we sell the children for?
4:17pm

Me
Oh. The younger and less famished looking the better. We could sell the girls for about.. $100,000? Maybe and the boys for 90,000?
Of course the price wud escalate the richer their country is and the less diseased and close to death they are.
4:18pm

Ezekiel
We could dress them up in costumes and charge them more
4:18pm

Me
Maybe even teach them a cute little jingle?
4:18pm

Ezekiel
Of course.

Me
We could even sell the ones that died before being shipped out as little puppets
Or no!
Harvest their carcasses as food for the other children
Cutting our upkeep prices in half!
4:19pm

Ezekiel
nooo we can have a secret website for the pedophiles and necrophiliacs
and the dead ones we can sell for half off
4:19pm

Me
Great thinking!
We can feed the children unprocessed grain
It's pennies for a ton
4:19pm

Ezekiel
Or
feed the children their feces
and we feed them a real meal once a week
so they dont die
4:20pm

Me
Then that way theyl still look sad and sick!
We're geniuses
4:20pm

Ezekiel
yessss we are
4:20pm

Me
I'll draw up the preliminary papers now!
4:20pm

Ezekiel
Good idea
and we can put the money into a genome project
so we dont have to raise them individually
we can raise them in test tubes and have them grow twice as fast as a normal fetus
4:21pm

Me
Yes. Mass export
But wait no!
If everyone has one of our destitute diapers then it'll deflate their overall value. We cant flood the market
4:22pm

Ezekiel
nooo
we'll just put a defect in the babies
so that they will die after a couple of years
and then blame it on the food in their old country
4:22pm

Me
So the family will be forced to get a replacement!
4:23pm

Ezekiel
yes
and then after a while we shut down our business
4:23pm

Me
Becus no one actually wants a Nicaraguan teenager living in their home. they're not cute when they start expecting fair treatment.
4:23pm

Ezekiel
so when all the babies are dead
We open it back up and then charge them double
telling them that our first price was a limited offer
4:23pm

Me
We'll be Fortune 500 in no time!
And the best thing is these kids wont have any rights!
They can be used as slaves
Or tables
We should emphasize that
So parents want to buy more than 4
4:24pm

Ezekiel
We can offer the kids rights for a low price of 75,000 dollars
but the rights have to be renewed every two years
4:24pm

Me
Brilliant
Should we make them biodegradable since they die every couple years?
U kno, be ecofriendly
4:25pm

Ezekiel
nah we can take back them back for a low price of ten dollars
and break them down
to make new fetuses
4:26pm

Me
Yes. Sell the same kid over and over again I love it!
I'll get right on it!
Toodle loo Ezekiel Meza!
4:26pm

Ezekiel
see you later partner




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
When will the world accept Sean as a normal white American?
How many children will Ezekiel have by the time he's 19?
Will the company do well? Will America and Europe buy?
If YOU had the opportunity what would you use YOUR accessory baby as? A coffee mug? A personal assistant? A house pet you have some semblance of affection for?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Secret Gang Bang - Episode 20

Sean Day
is trying to orchestrate a *surprise* gang bang for a friend. Would any of you strapping men who are unopposed to forcing sex upon a young girl against her will be interested in participating? It'll be good clean fun. Except for the blood. Oh.. yes.. there will be blood. EMAIL ME FOR DETAILS!
35 minutes ago

Shane R. Jordan
Blood???
18 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
Sounds intriguing....
18 minutes ago

Sean Day
I'm glad you think so Ruben!
I'd love to have you on our roster!
I'm trying to book the Cow Palace for the event.
More room more of a chance to promote the fuck outta this.
No fee.. it's all for fun.
17 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
Haha is this serious?
16 minutes ago

Sean Day
...As serious as death.
15 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
Haha well if she's willing to do so, I know someone who would be down for it.
14 minutes ago

Sean Day
Well... she's technically willing.
Just not at first.
You see you must understand this is a *surprise* gang bang.
She must not see it coming. It must hit her labia with such unexpected force she's subdued.
13 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
So what's the plan? Hahahahahahahahahahhha
12 minutes ago

Sean Day
Well the plan is simple.
I get everybody organized and in position, I bring her to the venue and.... needless to say she will be surprised.
That's about it for the plan.
This entire event is meant to celebrate this young girl's womanhood. It'll coincide with her 15th birthday (I know I'm too thoughtful). I'm meaning for every man in the city to experience the depths of her nubile vagina. I'd love, and eventually she would as well like her lips to be spread and excavated, explored, celebrated.
That's the whole point of this gang bang.
To celebrate.
Are you interested?
10 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
She's 15!?!? Jesus Christ. WAY too young
10 minutes ago

Sean Day
No no nooo!!! She's exactly the perfect age for this!
9 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
I'm 22 dude.
9 minutes ago

Sean Day
And she'll be so surprised and happy you're there.
That everyone is.
8 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
Is she really 15?
7 minutes ago

Sean Day
She will be at the stroke of midnight on the evening of the event.
7 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
IN that case, count me out haha
6 minutes ago

Sean Day
:(
6 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
Sorry man. Too young. If she was 17, MAYBE!! But she's not.
6 minutes ago

Sean Day
Ruben can you keep a secret?
4 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
Yes I can
3 minutes ago

Sean Day
If I tell you who the girl is that I'm throwing this surprise gang bang for will you promise not to tell her?
I think it might change your mind.
2 minutes ago

Ruben Dominguez
I doubt it. But you can tell me anything. I won't say a word
2 minutes ago

Sean Day
Her name is....




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Who is this mystery woman who has the surprise of her life ahead of her!?
Will the secret come out before her 15th birthday?
Can you guess who this mystery woman is?
What is the difference between rape and surprise sex?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Battle of the Sexes - Episode 19

Panda
UGH I HATE MY FUCKING PERIOD
IT MAKES ME SO NASEUS.
1:27am

Sean
Hey u girls have it easy
1:27am

Panda
You dont know anything.
1:27am

Sean
Us guys sometimes have our balls itch
FOR NO REASON
its retarded
try having that
thats real sacrifice/pain
1:28am

Panda
ID LIKE TO SEE YOUR DICK BLEED FOR A WEEK AND YOU BE ALL EMOTIONAL AND IN FUCKING PAIN
dude.
period blood burns.
badly.
1:28am

Sean
no, thats just u
1:28am

Panda
no.
it does.
sometimes, itl just burn the fuck out of you.
1:28am

Sean
Well ur alive aren't u?
suck it up
Try having ur labia itch from time to time
Then talk to me about inconveniencing
1:29am

Panda
IT CAN ASSWIPE
EVER HAD YOUR BOOBS ITCH?
GET SWEATY???
1:29am

Sean
Well... guys still have it worse
1:29am

Panda
for some girls if you dont shave, or your starting to get stubble,
it itches and fuckin scraches.
like shit.
and then having to itch it
and having your hand smell after.
WE WOMEN HAVE SO MANY MORE PROBLEMS SO SUCK IT UP BEFORE I CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT
1:30am

Sean
u?
1:30am

Panda
no
1:30am

Sean
well.... try watching ur gf get fat when shes pregnant
thats torture
1:30am

Panda
Oh.
1:30am

Sean
u women dont know shit
1:30am

Panda
my.
fucking.
god.
your joking me right.
IMAGINE WATCHING YOURSELF GET FAT
1:30am

Sean
imagine watching ur bf gain 20 pounds
then you'll understand
1:31am

Panda
WHILE PREGNANT
ASSWHIPE
AND IMAGINE GIVING BIRTH
1:31am

Sean
yea.. a bit of stretching
whoopty doo
1:31am

Panda
take your lip.and stretch it over your head.
thatd how much it hurts.
1:31am

Sean
thats impossible
ur exaggerating like fuck
1:31am

Panda
no its not.
no im fucking not.
1:31am

Sean
it just feels like a really big cock
1:32am

Panda
its like fucking ripping your lip off.
1:32am

Sean
after a while u get used to it
1:32am

Panda
no it doesnt.
the babys like a foot wide.
it rips your vagina open half the time.
YOU DONT GET FUCKING USED TO IT
THATS IT
YOUR GETTING A VAGINA
AND YOUR BIRTHING MY CHILD
1:32am

Sean
Why don't u try having to shave every fucking day
Thats fuckin sacrifice for ur gender
getting a hairy back
try shaving between ur balls and ur ass
1:33am

Panda
FUCK YOU I SHAVE EVERYTHING.
1:33am

Sean
thats worse than pregnancy
1:33am

Panda
try shaving your armpits,your legs, YOUR VAGINA,
VAGINAS HURT MORE THEN YOUR FUCKING BALLS
1:33am

Sean
y dont u just get laser hair removal and stop whining
1:34am

Panda
I should say the same for you.
you piss me off.
im done.
1:34am

Sean
why dont u just get drugged up when u have ur baby
then it wont hurt
cry baby
1:34am




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Panda ever realize boys have it soooo much harder than girls?
Will Sean ever become Panda's surrogate child birther?
Can Pablo divide?
What will Panda name her demon spawn?
How are babies made?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Excerpts from the Deluded - Episode 18

GrapeFruitPenis: I GOT KOOL AID!
pandabearlovely: black person.
GrapeFruitPenis: SHUDDUP


pandabearlovely: this bus smells bad.
pandabearlovely: maybe because theres a homeless person on it.
GrapeFruitPenis: a homeless person is just a person without a home
GrapeFruitPenis: that smells
GrapeFruitPenis: and tells random people really long pointless stories
GrapeFruitPenis: they carry knives too
GrapeFruitPenis: actually, homeless ppl r like wild elephants
pandabearlovely: wild elephants.
pandabearlovely: didn't know they carry knives.
pandabearlovely: and tell stories.
pandabearlovely: the elephants I mean.
GrapeFruitPenis: they have tusks
GrapeFruitPenis: and they talk sometimes
pandabearlovely: oh yea.
pandabearlovely: most def.


pandabearlovely: why does downtown always smell like crack head sweat and human urine.
pandabearlovely: oh wait.
GrapeFruitPenis: cus thats where crack heads sweat and urinate


pandabearlovely: this guys staring at me.
GrapeFruitPenis: secksay
pandabearlovely: awkward.
pandabearlovely: lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: lick ur lips
GrapeFruitPenis: LICK UR LIPS AND WINK


pandabearlovely: I noticed every skinny white girl in half moon bay got huge tits.
pandabearlovely: unfair.
GrapeFruitPenis: Me included
pandabearlovely: oh yea.
GrapeFruitPenis: lol. mayb they stuff their bras
pandabearlovely: no..you can see the boobs popping out of their shirts.
GrapeFruitPenis: hot
GrapeFruitPenis: like.. nipple action?
pandabearlovely: no......


pandabearlovely: YOURE A NIGGER
GrapeFruitPenis: I have a deep full body tan
pandabearlovely: no.. no i think youre black


pandabearlovely: going home.
pandabearlovely: stomach hurts.
pandabearlovely: my dads telling me its all in my head.
pandabearlovely: I don't think my horrible aching period cramps are in my head.
GrapeFruitPenis: oh honey, to guys periods dont exist
GrapeFruitPenis: we think u make it up
pandabearlovely: rofl.
GrapeFruitPenis: just to get away with being bitchy for a week
pandabearlovely: id be glad to stick my hand up my vagina and rub blood all over your face.guys find out, when they're having sex with a girl and her vagina starts bleeding evverywhere.
pandabearlovely: happened before.
GrapeFruitPenis: ew
GrapeFruitPenis: im eating kool aid
GrapeFruitPenis: red kool aid
GrapeFruitPenis: y u gota go ther
pandabearlovely: you mean period blood.
GrapeFruitPenis: lmao. i h8 u
pandabearlovely: caus your black.
GrapeFruitPenis: im as black as punyavee
GrapeFruitPenis: everyone knows asains are natures anti-blacks
pandabearlovely: lol


GrapeFruitPenis: My secret friend.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: I'll take you to the river.
pandabearlovely: No
GrapeFruitPenis: My secret friend.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: So we can swim forever.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: Maybe?
pandabearlovely: JUST FUCKING NO


GrapeFruitPenis: lmfao
GrapeFruitPenis: i was just talking to punyavees bf
GrapeFruitPenis: and i was like
GrapeFruitPenis: I have a business proposal
GrapeFruitPenis: and he was like, Ok shoot
pandabearlovely: ROFl
pandabearlovely: sorry
pandabearlovely: sounded like you were gonna fuck him


GrapeFruitPenis: Ur face is awkward!
pandabearlovely: your awkward.


GrapeFruitPenis: ur a nerd
pandabearlovely: IM POLING DANCING
pandabearlovely: I AM NOT A NERD
pandabearlovely: POLE
pandabearlovely: NOT POLING
pandabearlovely: lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: u play video games.
GrapeFruitPenis: and get EXTREMELY excited when u beat a level
GrapeFruitPenis: u gloat about getting 65,000 points on that unicorn faggot game
GrapeFruitPenis: thats textbook nerd
GrapeFruitPenis: own it
pandabearlovely: did YOU really just call something a faggot?
GrapeFruitPenis: I can do that.
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm special like that. xD


pandabearlovely: im retrying the level
pandabearlovely: the songs too harf
pandabearlovely: *hard
pandabearlovely: its called hard one.
pandabearlovely: its hard
GrapeFruitPenis: Ooh
GrapeFruitPenis: ur so interesting


pandabearlovely: go past potty training
pandabearlovely: YOUL LOVE IT
pandabearlovely: you have a fight with it
GrapeFruitPenis: how do u feed it?
pandabearlovely: drag and drop it on the thing
GrapeFruitPenis: i dont see the food
pandabearlovely: bones
pandabearlovely: then you have to go to the store
pandabearlovely: to buy more
GrapeFruitPenis: i fed it bones
GrapeFruitPenis: the fucker threw up
GrapeFruitPenis: so i fed it poison
GrapeFruitPenis: and then it died
pandabearlovely: NO
pandabearlovely: you dont feed it poison!
GrapeFruitPenis: it wouldnt eat the other food i prepared!
GrapeFruitPenis: and it kept crying
GrapeFruitPenis: whaa whaa whaa
GrapeFruitPenis: the fucker is better off dead
pandabearlovely: NO
pandabearlovely: your supposed to feed it
GrapeFruitPenis: i fed it bones
pandabearlovely: good
GrapeFruitPenis: it vomitted
GrapeFruitPenis: and got hungrier
GrapeFruitPenis: so i murdered it
pandabearlovely: T_T




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will the retardedness ever end?
Who is GrapeFruitPenis' secret friend, and why does Panda not want to meet it?
How many times do we have to go over this.. homeless people are pets!?
Sometimes, I want to murder you.
Seriously.
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Chronicles of Omegle III: Omegle Fail - Episode 17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola compadre
You: No si es bueno?
Stranger: YOU LOSE THE QUIET GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Are you Shane Dawson?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: Wanna play a game?
Stranger: yeh wat game
You: Internet checkers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya!
You: hi!
Stranger: asl plz :)
You: I'm 12, i live in la, and im a guy!
Stranger: 12?!
You: Ahuh!
Stranger: lol so cutey pie!!
You: my first computer!
You: I know!
You: You're amazing!
Stranger: why is that?
You: Exclamation points silly!
Stranger: =]
Stranger: wats your name baby?
You: Have u heard of Dateline NBC
Stranger: no why?
You: This is Chris Hansen
You: With to Catch a Predator
You: Have you been making lewd suggestions to this boy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: If I told you you were going to die in ten days would you make love to a pogo stick without a condom
You: LIFE OR DEATH QUESTION HERE
Stranger: i would
You: Ur a sick man!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: have u ever met someone on here u know personally?
Stranger: no I htaven
Stranger: no i havent
You: I once had a convo with my mom on here
You: she was pretending to b this guy
You: And trying to get me to take off my clothes
You: It was.. it was not an arousing situation.
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: Hell
You: My mother is Lucifer
You: You will burn
You have disconnected.




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen television Show:
For once, I actually can't think of anything to say.
This episode was completely pointless.
It was supercilious and full of potty humor.
There's actually no redeeming qualities about this episode.
Other than the fact that I'm in it of course. :)
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Chronicles of Omegle II - Episode 16

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola
Stranger: happy birthday
You: Thank you
Stranger: u bet
You: I'm glad u remembered
Stranger: i would never forget
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: :)
You: GTK
Stranger: wat is that one
You: Good to Know
Stranger: yeah, i just figured it out
You: Yeah. lol
You: What brings you to the site?
You: other than to wish me a happy birthday?
Stranger: well, that was pretty much it
Stranger: i've been waiting for u all day
You: Well good job
You: I liked that
Stranger: did u get the package i sent?
You: Oh no I'm afraid i havent
You: What was it
Stranger: it was the best russian prostitute i could find
Stranger: wasn't cheap, bitch stiffed me
You: Ah. Was FedEx handling this?
Stranger: as a matter of fact, yes
Stranger: do u have issues with them there?
You: No, I just hope her lodgings in a cardboard box were sufficient
You: I myself have been shipped from place to place as a present
Stranger: uhoh, i knew i forgot something
You: It's quite the arduous journey
You: Yeah
You: You probably killed her
You: That's probably what happened
Stranger: crap
You: In a couple days I'll receive a dead Russian prostitute
Stranger: there goes my deposit
You: Yeah lol
You: Thanks tho
You: It's the thought that counts
Stranger: hey, wish i could still talk, but gtg, food time
Stranger: good talkin
You: Same here dude
You: Bye
Stranger: later
You have disconnected.




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
As The Chronicles of Omegle continue, will Sean find his true destiny?
Does FedEx really ship prostitutes halfway around the world?
What would a person need to survive a trip like that?
Is FedEx responsible for you're face being ugly?
Oh! Burn! Hella burn!
Dumb bitch.
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Chronicles of Omegle - Episode 15

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a virgin that wants a hard cock to loosen me up :S
You: whoa there
Stranger: :/
You: lets.. lets slow down
Stranger: ok :)
You: whats ur name
Stranger: michael
Stranger: wbu
You: my name is sean
You: do u.. verbally assault people much here?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: why
You: no reason
You: just took me..
You: it was like
You: whoa, out there
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i just want a cock
You: like.. a real one?
You: or a virtual one?
Stranger: both
You: This site is amazing
You: Well sir, I will help you find penises
Stranger: thanks :D
You: lol. So.. firstly.. do u live in America? Or not America
Stranger: not
You: Omg. I'm being totally multicultural right now then!
Stranger: im caucasian retard
You: Oh. I thought.. ok nevermind. Well.. do u live n a 3rd world country.. or not 3rd world
Stranger: no :L
Stranger: better than usa
You: EUROPE
You: This is like a game of pictionary
You: Except completely different
Stranger: nope
You: Ok. Well.. that leaves...
You: OH
You: what continent are you on?
You: Wait
You: What is Australia?
Stranger: close
Stranger: yea that continent
You: Hm.. Well.. I'm not good with geography
You: So I'll just leave it at that
You: Umm... how old r u
Stranger: nz?
You: Neatherlands?
Stranger: no
Stranger: new zealand..?
You: Ooohhh
You: I saw that movie.
Stranger: wtf
You: With Ben Stiller
Stranger: its not a movie
Stranger: thats zooland you retard
You: Ooohhh
You: No
You: Its zoolander
You: Still, funny movie
Stranger: yea
Stranger: hard
Stranger: well you are pretty much retarded.
Stranger: how old are you
You: Well I never!
You: Hmph. I am 16 and three quarters mister
Stranger: retard.
Stranger: im fifteen
You: lol
Stranger: and im not michael
Stranger: and im not gay
You: GASP
Stranger: and im not a virgin
You: Everything about you is a lie.
Stranger: and i definitely dont want a fat cock
Stranger: but i am from hamilton
Stranger: nz
You: I dont know what to say
You: You've shattered every preconceived notion I had of u
Stranger: :D
You: Now when I envision you I see..
You: A blob of white.
You: Are you by any chance morbidly obese>
Stranger: :L
Stranger: no way haha
You: Damn it.
You: Well.
You: I live in America
Stranger: fuck that
Stranger: not in nz
You: No obesity in NZ?
You: Where do u get ur jollies then?
Stranger: you sound like someone that has braces.
You: I do not!
You: How do u figure
Stranger: the way you speak
Stranger: reminds me of some fags at school
You: Well.. do like boys
You: But not u mister.
You: You're mean.
Stranger: youre gay
You: I do enjoy talking to u though
You: And no. I'm bi.
You: Is New Zealand a cold country?
Stranger: no
You: I always thought it to be like Iceland
Stranger: well in winter
You: Well of course
Stranger: yea
Stranger: nah its pretty hot
You: And it's in Australia?
You: Hmm
You: Do they speak english there
Stranger: its a country you retard
Stranger: of course they speak english
Stranger: omg youre retarded
You: You are just soo mean
You: All I wanted to do was make new friends!
You: And you're being so hurtful
You: To my soul
Stranger: well youre just a big poof that likes cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Sean ever find his way back home?
If Toto were in China, what are the odds he'd be eaten?
Have you been multicultural today?
Are all American's stupid?
Can Sean go anywhere without being verbally abused with words of abusive intent?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Serenity's Stockholme Syndrome - Episode 14

Serenity(RealNameHidden): -.-
GrapeFruitPenis: too bad u missed both raves tho
GrapeFruitPenis: im sure ur dad doesnt really track ur phone
Serenity(RealNameHidden): eh.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea he does.
GrapeFruitPenis: thats illegal
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no its not.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): sprint offers a family location service.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he gott it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): it says "so and so is in 23 yards of 1200 bla bla street"
Serenity(RealNameHidden): or you can look at it on a map.
GrapeFruitPenis: why cant u tell him u made new friends and sleep over at their houses
GrapeFruitPenis: all my friends generally are over 18
GrapeFruitPenis: they can talk to ur dad and say theyr ur friends parents
GrapeFruitPenis: and then karma can pretend to be ur new friend
pandabearlovely: hm.okay.itl be hard for like out of city raves.
GrapeFruitPenis: which is why u leave ur phone n sf with a friend like mayya, when ur dad calls u mayya answers and says ur n the shower
GrapeFruitPenis: and then she calls u on her phone, and three way calls ur dad
GrapeFruitPenis: problem solved
GrapeFruitPenis: good?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.I need my phone at all times.we'll figure something out.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah, like you not going. ever.
GrapeFruitPenis: Why dont u just tell your dad you're going to a party?
GrapeFruitPenis: what's so wrong about that?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): oh yea.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no,
Serenity(RealNameHidden): doesn't let me.
GrapeFruitPenis: well that just sucks for u
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but I'll just say im going to like they're cousins or something.
GrapeFruitPenis: no. seriously. just like..
GrapeFruitPenis: it was cool when this was happening with avery and jaemus
GrapeFruitPenis: but like.. these people r 20 something
GrapeFruitPenis: they have their own apartments and their own cars..
GrapeFruitPenis: i really doubt they'll get the whole sneaking around thing
GrapeFruitPenis: that u have to do.. cus ur.. ...14
Serenity(RealNameHidden): ALMOST 15.
GrapeFruitPenis: well.. if u wants tos pursue this i suppose i cant stop u, well.. i could.. technically.. but i wont
GrapeFruitPenis: just like.. lol.. just lol is all i have to say
Serenity(RealNameHidden): pursue what?
GrapeFruitPenis: raving
GrapeFruitPenis: even tho u cant
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yes I can.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): watch me.
GrapeFruitPenis: nu uh
Serenity(RealNameHidden): why can't I.
GrapeFruitPenis: cus of ur dad
GrapeFruitPenis: really, all thats gonna happen is its gonna b 11pm, we just get to the rave, everyones doing drugs, and ur gona wana go home
GrapeFruitPenis: omg
GrapeFruitPenis: did i tell u what me and NameHidden did?
GrapeFruitPenis: we just kinda like, Blank Blank Blank Blank and Blank Blank **((note we did not have sex, it's Blanked out for another reason))**
GrapeFruitPenis: Though at one point i touched his ass. the. firmest. ass. i. have. ever. seen. and. or. felt.
GrapeFruitPenis: it was crazy
Serenity(RealNameHidden): huh.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): that's lovely.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah.. I bring that up, becus it was weird, cus i was like.. Blank Blank.. and Blank.. Blank.. i think i Blank Blank him
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll just say im going to NameHidden's on outer city raves.oh.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): that's..
Serenity(RealNameHidden): er..
Serenity(RealNameHidden): good.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah. Yeah it is.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll be fine at the raves.I'll say im at NameHidden's.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and if its really nessacary I might take ONE pill.
GrapeFruitPenis: its not
GrapeFruitPenis: lol im kinda glad u didnt go tho
Serenity(RealNameHidden): why?
GrapeFruitPenis: cus uhh.. NameHidden and NameHidden r kinda into intravenous drug usage now
GrapeFruitPenis: which sucks. cus.. ya. leads to some stuf... but ya.. i just am not a fan of needles
Serenity(RealNameHidden): oh.ew.
GrapeFruitPenis: and i dont think u wuda wanted to.. uh.. b around that
GrapeFruitPenis: u know lol.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): what were the doing?heroin?
GrapeFruitPenis: nah, they wanted to do heroin tho
GrapeFruitPenis: but i was like, i dont wanna snort or shoot heroin
GrapeFruitPenis: and NameHidden was like, i dont want NameHidden to do heroin
GrapeFruitPenis: and ian was like, im down, later tho, and forrest was down then
GrapeFruitPenis: but we just did coke instead
GrapeFruitPenis: NameHidden and NameHidden Blank, i snorted, and ian didnt do any
Serenity(RealNameHidden): too many drugs.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): tisk tisk.
GrapeFruitPenis: kinda. im with karma tho.. like.. NameHidden.. shooting meth and coke and whatever else.. u know.. its changing him
GrapeFruitPenis: and as much as i like korrest as a couple.. i dont want to see their relationship resemble anything like urs
Serenity(RealNameHidden): uhm.I would guess.rofl.
GrapeFruitPenis: yeah.. and like.. hes a really nice guy
GrapeFruitPenis: its just like.. hes gonna get addicted.. judging from u know the way he talks about it
GrapeFruitPenis: i think he should just like slow down, like u know? not do it as much as he dus.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) a really nice guy too -.- he just gotta caught up in drugs.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): our relationship was hella good until like a month ago.
GrapeFruitPenis: yeah but.. when i say NameHidden's changing hes not like.. saying he hates karma all the time
GrapeFruitPenis: u have to admit a lot of what Hunter's(RealNameHidden) doing is brought on by reasons other than drugs
GrapeFruitPenis: or at least some
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) doesn't hate me.I know that for a fact.he just gets caught up in drugs.trust me.its the drugs.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's hella kissing up to me o.o
GrapeFruitPenis: why?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he loves the fuck out of me.honestly.he really does.he just fucks up sometimes.lately he did it a lot.everything happened in this past month.
GrapeFruitPenis: mmm. well. y is he kissing up to u now
Serenity(RealNameHidden): becaause he know he fucked up o_O
GrapeFruitPenis: JUST NOW?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea.I told you, he was doing too may drugs.he toned it down aandhe knows what the fuck he's doing now.
GrapeFruitPenis: well lucky u
GrapeFruitPenis: lets hope i can talk to forrest this weekend and maybe help him tone it down
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's not a bad guy.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): really.
GrapeFruitPenis: so he can keep his girlfriend. and Hunter(RealNameHidden) is a bad guy in my opinion.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): doubt it.they have to realize it themselves ya know
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's not.just saying.he was never mean to you.
GrapeFruitPenis: oh really?
GrapeFruitPenis: he was.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he treated punyavee like shit in the end.don't understand why.never did.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): BECAUSE YOU SUCKED HIS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: It wasn't my fault!
GrapeFruitPenis: I was obviously drunker than him
GrapeFruitPenis: Obviously.
GrapeFruitPenis: By a LOT
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU SUCKED HIS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: Who took off his pants?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU DO NOT SUCK A STRAIGHT MANS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: he's not a man, he's a BOY..... and he's not straight.. obviously honey
GrapeFruitPenis: I did not take off his pants
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU DID THEY WEREN'T OFF.
GrapeFruitPenis: I know this, becus when i'm drunk I cant use my hands well
GrapeFruitPenis: I did not.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU PULLED THEM DOWN WHEN HE WAS UP AGAINST A WALL
GrapeFruitPenis: Noo00oo0o
GrapeFruitPenis: Nope
Serenity(RealNameHidden): trust me.you did.
GrapeFruitPenis: Really
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea you did.
GrapeFruitPenis: No
Serenity(RealNameHidden): david told me.
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok cus like seriously
GrapeFruitPenis: If I was really that fucking drunk
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he watched you!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): wtf!
GrapeFruitPenis: And he was really like.. seriously not even as drunk as me
GrapeFruitPenis: Do u not think him being like literally a foot taller than me..
GrapeFruitPenis: He couldnt have.. u know.. stopped this
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he was close to you.
GrapeFruitPenis: WE WERE NOT FRIENDS
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he was trying to keep concious.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): david.watched.the whole thing.
GrapeFruitPenis: What?
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok no
GrapeFruitPenis: ur story makes no sense
GrapeFruitPenis: ur boyfriend
GrapeFruitPenis: a dude thats like sooo much bigger than me
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) was falling down.and tried to keep his balance.he was leaning against the wall.
GrapeFruitPenis: could not push off someone who COULD BARELY STAND UP AND WAS THIS CLOSE TO DYING BECAUSE THEY INGESTED SO MUCH VODKA
GrapeFruitPenis: really. yeah.ok.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he tried running away but he tripped because you put his pants around his knees.then he passsed out.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he had more thaan you.he had a a bigger tolerance though.
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh really? Firstly, he dus not have a higher tolerance, secondly, lol, he tripped and passed out? LMFAO ROTFLCOPTER
GrapeFruitPenis: That's what happened though..?
GrapeFruitPenis: Hm..
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you sucked his dick.that's whwhy he hates you.and because you ditched him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): -.-
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok Iiiii did not suck his dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): from what I heard.yea.and from what I saw yea.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea you fucking did.!
GrapeFruitPenis: Iiiiii had a blood alcohol level of 0.37
GrapeFruitPenis: Obviously, that changes things on any level.
GrapeFruitPenis: Iiiii hate Hunter(RealNameHidden)
GrapeFruitPenis: Iiii would NEVER suck his dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Btw, a fun fact for you, 0.40 is fatal.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you didn't hate him a year ago.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you sucked.his.dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: I.Did.Not
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) had alcohol poisoning twice.
GrapeFruitPenis: Vodka sucked his dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): You sucked his dick you sucked his dick you sucked his dick you sucked his dick
GrapeFruitPenis: NO I DIDNT
GrapeFruitPenis: fine. fine fine fine. that guy u got raped by though.
GrapeFruitPenis: yeah. u didnt get raped
GrapeFruitPenis: it was consentual
GrapeFruitPenis: hah!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): uh.no.big difference.no one was drunk in that scenerio.he was some creepy 40 year old man.I was a 11 year old girl.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you were a 15 year old drunk boy
Serenity(RealNameHidden): sucing a straight 13 year olds drunk dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: not a big difference if u think about it. if ur saying the alcohol didnt suck Hunter's(RealNameHidden) dick then is it not too hard to surmise..
GrapeFruitPenis: that maybe becus u cudnt fight him off it wasnt rape?
GrapeFruitPenis: hmmmm... meh thinks u should just admit that I did not suck Hunter's(RealNameHidden) dick
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. under the circumstances, I plead temporary insanity.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): uh.yes it is.getting a plastic bag tied around your neck and a plastic bag over your face so you couldn't breathe much so you wouldn't struggle is a LOT different from two naive drunk teenage boys
GrapeFruitPenis: HEY HEY HEY now! I am not! ...to be generalized with the likes of Hunter(RealNameHidden).
GrapeFruitPenis: And as far as I know, nothing happened between us.
GrapeFruitPenis: Nothing.
GrapeFruitPenis: Nothing.
GrapeFruitPenis: Nothing.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) is a nice guy.who doesn't take well to gays.not his fault.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR SUCKING HIS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: I am not gay god damn it. And once again. I have no idea what you're talking about
Serenity(RealNameHidden): either way, whether it happened or not, he believes it happened.that's why he hates you.he didn't do anything else to you.
GrapeFruitPenis: Hunter(RealNameHidden) and I are not have not and will never have sexual relations.
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. regardless.. i hated him before that
GrapeFruitPenis: Becus he was a dick
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE didn't have sexual relations with you.YOU sucked his dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Like seriously!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): now.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): be nice to him.
GrapeFruitPenis: EW
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE IS NOT A DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: I SHOULD SLAP U
GrapeFruitPenis: he is!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I should slap you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he is not a dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he never did aannything t you.
GrapeFruitPenis: Hmm.. ok. so what about the first time we met.
GrapeFruitPenis: I said hi to him and he didnt say anything.. he just looked away.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and?
GrapeFruitPenis: THEN first time we smoked, he purposely passed me in rotations twice
GrapeFruitPenis: this continued, everytime we smoked.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he was high.he prolly didn't notice.I do it a lot.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he did not puposely did -.-
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no he didn't.not purposely.
GrapeFruitPenis: THEN he talked shit about me to Avery and Jaemus and whoever else.
GrapeFruitPenis: THEN he broke Punyavee's heart
GrapeFruitPenis: He is. A. Dick
Serenity(RealNameHidden): bullshit.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I know he fucked up punyavee.
GrapeFruitPenis: These things have ALL happened
Serenity(RealNameHidden): apperently he has his reasons for that.
GrapeFruitPenis: Not good ones
GrapeFruitPenis: Maybe dicky ones?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.they were pretty good.
GrapeFruitPenis: Im sure you'd think so.
GrapeFruitPenis: U hate her.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): from what he said.all she wanted was his dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Slanderous lies.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): iono if its true.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I don't hate her.I don't care about her.
GrapeFruitPenis: It's not true. Becus he's a liar. he lies to people.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): seriously.uh huh.what does he lie about.
GrapeFruitPenis: DRUGS
GrapeFruitPenis: LIFE
GrapeFruitPenis: EXPERIENCES HE'S HAD
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's the most fucking honest guy I know.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): tell me shit he lies about.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): what experiences.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and what drugs.
GrapeFruitPenis: Hmm.. ok. Let's start with the most preposterous
GrapeFruitPenis: He said to me, he can get a gram of PURE coke for $20
GrapeFruitPenis: I tried to explain to him that.. um.. thats retarded
GrapeFruitPenis: And he assured me, over and over again that he can. and it's not cut at all.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah.Ok.mhm
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I believe he can.
GrapeFruitPenis: U sir are brain damaged
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll get it for you.to prove it to you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he got a ten sheet for twenty.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll get it for you.
GrapeFruitPenis: You'd bring me baking soda and try to convince me its coke so u can hold onto whatever faith u have left n him
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fuck yo couch.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll bring you coke.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): because im not holding on to whatever faith I have left in him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): watch.
GrapeFruitPenis: fuck yo house! ye ok. u do that
Serenity(RealNameHidden): what other lies I can prove you wrong on.
GrapeFruitPenis: Secondly, he lied about going to a college frat party and hooking up with some girl.
GrapeFruitPenis: Mk first of all, colleges like CCSF don't have frats and sororities. Actually colleges don't have them AT ALL
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no he didn't.
GrapeFruitPenis: That's university only.
GrapeFruitPenis: Omfg yes he did!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I know the college kid.if he said frat he's a dumb ass.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): his names bret.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and his girlfriends inna.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah ok, lets just assume that it wasn't a frat party
Serenity(RealNameHidden): they go to ccsf.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I met them.
GrapeFruitPenis: Lets just assume it was a college house party
GrapeFruitPenis: He says he cant remember if he cheated on u
Serenity(RealNameHidden): it wasn't a frat party.he's a dumb ass to think it was.
GrapeFruitPenis: But when he's talking to othr people he can recount the entire party in detail
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he sure as hell remembered when bret told him.
GrapeFruitPenis: So he lied
GrapeFruitPenis: To either u, or Bret correct?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): maybe.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I give you that.he lied about not remembering he cheated on me.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): not about the college party, and the chic he cheated on me with.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he exagerates.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): not lies.
GrapeFruitPenis: mhm.. so thats.. what now?.. 2 for me none for u?
GrapeFruitPenis: pick up the pace Serenity(RealNameHidden).
Serenity(RealNameHidden): 2 for me.one for you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): actually more like half.
GrapeFruitPenis: wtf
GrapeFruitPenis: no
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok
GrapeFruitPenis: I refuse to play this childish game
GrapeFruitPenis: Grow up Serenity(RealNameHidden).
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you said he lied about the college party.he didn't.he lied about not remembering anything.
GrapeFruitPenis: Grow up!
GrapeFruitPenis: That's a lie!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): this is not a childish game!
GrapeFruitPenis: It is!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): its called im proving you wrong.
GrapeFruitPenis: You're reducing it to nothing more than fallacy as fact!
GrapeFruitPenis: It's called I'm kicking ur ass at this AND Scrabble
GrapeFruitPenis: and u can't take it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): DUDE
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fine.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): lets lay things out flat.
GrapeFruitPenis: lets
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you claim: _
GrapeFruitPenis: that hes a lying douche
GrapeFruitPenis: that should burn in hell
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I claim:
GrapeFruitPenis: and should be circumsized, for everyones sake
GrapeFruitPenis:U claim that he's romantic, and the epitome of Edward cullen and jacob Black and Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic combined
GrapeFruitPenis: Which.. mk really.. lol no.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he is not a lying douche.he fucks up.I do too.you do too.everyone lies.at some point.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's better than ANY fucking guy I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: mhm.. is he better than the ShamWow Guy? Has he made a better song than the Slap Chop Remix? DTS!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): by a long shot.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's done a lot more for me.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): than anyone I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: That guy knows how to sell some fucking towels.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he gave up.a lot for me.
GrapeFruitPenis: What did he give up?
GrapeFruitPenis: His life?
GrapeFruitPenis: It was WORTHLESS
GrapeFruitPenis: he gave up YOUR LIFE
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea.it wasn't before.it wasn't fucked before he oded because I did.he wanted to prove to me that SOMEONE cared about me.to an extreme.he loves me.a lot.and he's in that school, he went to rehab because he said he tried getting high off of all that asprin.so they called him a drug addict.and put him in that school for going to extreme lengths to get high.
GrapeFruitPenis: so ur saying that the only way u'd believe he cares about u is if he tried to commit suicide?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's a really good person.l
GrapeFruitPenis: after already going to rehab numerous times
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.
GrapeFruitPenis: Wow.. thats great.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he didn't go there numerous times.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he went there once.
GrapeFruitPenis: It's so bitchy, its so me. Bravo
GrapeFruitPenis: Whatever
GrapeFruitPenis: Making someone ruin their life for ur enjoyment?
GrapeFruitPenis: What memo did I send to u that taught u this?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.he thought I didn't think anyone cared at all.because I tried killing myself.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he tried showing me that someone was willing to give their life to prove they couldn't live without you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I didn't WANT him to.
GrapeFruitPenis: But he did
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I didn't ASK him to.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he did it.
GrapeFruitPenis: ...lol... u Jigsaw u. No fault, no blame.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he chose to.because he loves me.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yes. Yes. He does :)
GrapeFruitPenis: Enough to die for u it seems
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. u know.. everyone knows that hes better off dead
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's not.
GrapeFruitPenis: Though.. it seems ur the only one who can get him to take that step... soo.. wanna do the world a favor?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fuck u.he fucked up.he admits it to me all the time.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah. he loves u alright. he'd do almost anything for u but act like he loves u n public
GrapeFruitPenis: That must feel nice.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.he does now.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he fucked up in the last month.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but not any time before.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): or now.
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh he does does he?
GrapeFruitPenis: And does that make March disappear?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yes he does does he.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll never forget it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): for obvious reasons.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll NEVER forget the shit he did.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but I can forgive it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): if I wannu.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): if I think he deserves it.
GrapeFruitPenis: Gtk. If I ever ruin your life, and make u try to kill urself countless times, get u pregnant, not support u as u get an..
GrapeFruitPenis: abortion. im GTK that it can all b fixed with a "sorry, I love u"
Serenity(RealNameHidden): its not fixed with that o.O
Serenity(RealNameHidden): after the shit I went through with kyle and dylan, its not gonna be fixed for months.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but im still giving him the chance
GrapeFruitPenis: To sew this up for a few weeks.
GrapeFruitPenis: maybe if ur lucky a few months
GrapeFruitPenis: And then.. what.. rip it open again?
GrapeFruitPenis: U don't expect him to really change do u?
GrapeFruitPenis: From what I've seen, Hunter(ScreennameHidden) is literally addicted to weed.
GrapeFruitPenis: And somewhat mentally unstable when he's on it.
GrapeFruitPenis: And anyway, he's not the brightest bulb.
GrapeFruitPenis: Is he?
GrapeFruitPenis: I doubt he's gonna be ur knight in shining armor.
GrapeFruitPenis: Because for one he doesn't know how to ride a horse.
GrapeFruitPenis: For two, he doesn't know what a horse is
GrapeFruitPenis: For three, he wouldn't know where to find the barn
GrapeFruitPenis: And for four, if u dont get it by now, HES RETARDED
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE'S NOT RETARDED.he's stupid on things.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but he's fine when he's sober.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): im not gonna take any more shit from him if he doesn't fix it.
GrapeFruitPenis: well.. lets give em a hammer and some tape why dont we
GrapeFruitPenis: see what the little fucker can make
Serenity(RealNameHidden): do not call him a little fucker.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): don't call him anymore names.
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh I'm sorry, lets see what Thor can make.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): DO NOT CALL HIM THOR
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE'S NOT STUPID
GrapeFruitPenis: ...Yeah.. Ok. Alright.
GrapeFruitPenis: Thor(I mean Hunter(RealNameHidden)) is a normal human being. And he just makes some bad decisions.
Serenity(RealNameHidden):HE IS NOT im gonna prove you wrong.watch in a few months.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): liar.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): so why don't you call me this shit.I do hella stupid shit like him
GrapeFruitPenis: U know to to use a microwave. And read a book, and you can walk, even run.. while talking. Unlike Thor.
GrapeFruitPenis: I mean, sorry, Hunter(RealNameHidden)
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea I do.and yes he can.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): when you get a boyfriend, im gonna critisize the hell out of him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): see how you feel.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fine.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I bet you..
GrapeFruitPenis: u wouldnt have reason!
GrapeFruitPenis: Im not the only one
GrapeFruitPenis: Everyone criticizes him
GrapeFruitPenis: Becus they can see that he's.. u know.. not right in the head.
GrapeFruitPenis: Not fit to be near sharp objects.
GrapeFruitPenis: U know.. maybe he escaped from somewhere
GrapeFruitPenis: and hes trying his best to blend in god damn it
GrapeFruitPenis: I kinda feel bad for the fella
Serenity(RealNameHidden): shut up.he did not ESCAPE from anywhere.everyone feels bad for me.
GrapeFruitPenis: Out in this big city.. with bright lights.. the poor beast must be blinded by it all
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm sure he escaped from SOMEWHERE
GrapeFruitPenis: normal people don't have children like that.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): AND I WOULDN'T BE TALKING.he's not Blank himself.he's not fucking doing Blank.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE DIDN'T Blank Blank
GrapeFruitPenis: Hey I stopped doing Blank
GrapeFruitPenis: And Blank sucked.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): so.he stopped doing coke and a bunch of shit.
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. yeah.. Blank is kinda bad I suppose.
GrapeFruitPenis: But u know.. It's whatevs. When did he stop doing coke?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): your Blank Blank.don't fucking critisize him when you yourself don't have a leg to stand on.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he only did it 2 days.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): like 6 lines each day.well.4 lines and two keyshots.
GrapeFruitPenis): I do have a leg to stand on. How is Blank Blank really any logical defamation of character
GrapeFruitPenis: It's pretty much just Blank Blank.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no its not.its called your 16 and your Blank Blank Blank Blank.that has A LOT of things wrong with it.I don't say shit about it though.so stop fucking demeaning carl.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): we al have fucking problems.but some of us have the class not to drag them up -.-
Serenity(RealNameHidden): NOW
Serenity(RealNameHidden): stop fighting.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and stop critisizing.
GrapeFruitPenis: Fine
GrapeFruitPenis: But when will u
GrapeFruitPenis: .. when will u
GrapeFruitPenis: I mean, damn it, i wanted that to read all dramatic
Serenity(RealNameHidden): we all have fucking problems.
GrapeFruitPenis: But I meant, when are u going to START criticizing
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I do criticize him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): just not in front of other people.
GrapeFruitPenis: Mk.Fine. what's for dinner?
pandabearlovely: dead people.




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show!!!
Will Thor ever learn to read and write and breathe regularly?
Is Serenity off her rocker, or just a woman.. or man.. in love?
How long has it been since the last episode?
Will Forrest be able to keep Karma from leaving him? Does he care?
Can Blank Blank Blank be Blank Blank your Blank in the Blank Blank on Blank?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Soapbox Politics - Episode 13

Panda Kreidler
Forgot how crappy Half Moon Bay was.
38 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
What would happen if you put a toothpick propp'd under your chin and your collier bone, and sneezed?
21 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
You'd die a violent death.
21 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
Oh.Sheridan.This is my friend HiddenForYourProtection.
Hes a real prostitute.
Im dead serious.
Hes a real coke head too.
and a real raver.
and a real gay.
21 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
wtf's a raaaaver?
21 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I am not guilty of any of those things.
I am addicted to glamor and that is it.
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Raaaaver?
20 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
You dont know what raves are?
how the fuck can you not know what a rave is.
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
*pose*
20 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
I know what a RAAVE is but not a RAAAVE*R*
20 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Raving is cool.
Though I do not do it.
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
a RAVER is someone who goes to multiple raves.
19 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
You would know panda!
Cus ur the raver!
19 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
at the same time? O,0
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
HiddenForYourProtection STOP BEING SUCK A PICKLE DICK AND TELL THE MOTHER FUCKIN TRUTH PANSY
19 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
i dont mind being a raver.
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Say this aloud,
ICE
BANK
MICE
ELF
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
:D
18 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
The truth is Panda's been sleeping with Carl behind Salve's back and going to multiple raves aaaannnddd... eating too much rice. Hows that for truth Panda!
Now everyone knows... but that's not all the dirty little secrets I have to tell!!!
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OOOOOMFG RICE! Panda, I think we cant be friends anymoar.
18 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
This... Grainy substitute, is to mutch...
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
I thought we had something SPESHHAL
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
D:< Buuuutnooooo! I bet you even like soysauce! you perv!
17 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
so.
the even further truth is i have done more drugs then you have fingers and i am still functional.

any more truth you like to spill HiddenForYourProtection?
about how YOUR A COKE HEAD PROSTITUTE WHO FUCKS MEN WHO GOES BEHIND THEIR WIVES BACK TO FUCK LITTLE CHILDREN
17 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OMFG HiddenForYourProtection HAS A WIEF?! Man, your all kinds of interesting
16 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
and yes.i do enjoy soy sauce on my rice.
16 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
YOU DISCUST ME PANDA,
16 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
DIIIIIIIIIISCUUUUUUUUUUUUST!
16 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Would you like to tell the world Panda about the secret between you and Dylan?
15 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
no, he fucks men who go behind their wives backs to fuck little boys.
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
omfg, Super-soap-opera-drama unleashed!
x4 multiplier!
15 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
DONT YOU FUCKING SAY ANYTHING
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
SAY ANYTHING SAY ANYTHING!
15 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
SHE SAID U RAPED LITTLE KIDS!
14 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
And she eats RICE! that should be reason in itself.
14 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
HE DIDNT RAPE LITTLE KIDS
14 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
YOU SAID HE DIIIIIIID. you dispicable rice eater.
13 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Seeeeecreeeeet....... *writhe & seethe*
13 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I'm waiting Panda.
13 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
This is.. quite the opera we have going here.
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality,
12 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
But how far are we really going to let it go?
Is it worth... everything?
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
A male lion can mate up to 50 times a day.
12 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
I trust you'll make the right decision.
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
"Screeched" Is the longest 1 syllable word
12 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
When fly's take off, they jump backwards
11 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
Fine.
This is HiddenForYourProtection.
you may finish the rest HiddenForYourProtection.
11 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
OMFG SAY SUMTIN QUIIIIKE MY INTERNETZ TURN OFF IN 9 MINZZ! mah internet diez at 9:00
11 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
LIIIIEZ! your secret's safe with me, and the rest of the interwebs...
10 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
BAH, he was'nt gunna say anything in the first place..
10 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Sheridan.
It was nice meeting you.
But I have something important to tell you.
This.. life you've been living..
Is a lie.... See More
You... might think you know Panda.
But the truth is..
She's your father.
8 minutes ago

Panda Kreidler
*mails you a donkey*
3 minutes ago

HiddenForYourProtection
Why?
Why?
*mails you Rosalita's Aunt Mauricia*
2 minutes ago

Sheridan Bowman
Rosalita's my sister!
1 second ago




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Who is HiddenForYourProtection, and why is its life filled with such drama and intrigue!
If Panda is really Sheridan's father, then what does that make Sheridan's baby, to Panda's father's girlfriend's brother, who is ALSO Sheridan's father?
Why does Sheridan so knowledgeable in trivial pursuits, is she a spy, from the board game Trivial Pursuit?
Who here believes Sheridan is a mans name?
Not I said the catepillar!
What other secrets might Panda be hiding?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Welcome.. to the Ghetto III - Episode 12

Sean Day
RAVE TOMORROW NIGHT
about an hour ago

Stacey David Currie
Which one are you going to?! I wanna see you!!!
about an hour ago

Sean Day
This Year We Make Contact - Sacramento
You should totally come, Punyavee and Dave and Jason are going as well.. though you know none of those people!
about an hour ago

Stacey David Currie
haha, get on aim or fb chat!!! or freakin txt me!!!
about an hour ago

Sean Day
im on facebook chat and aim lol
about an hour ago

Stacey David Currie
lol, which do u prefer?
about an hour ago

Sean Day
Facebook I'd say.
about an hour ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
raves are gay. just saying
about an hour ago

Sean Day
You're gay Ashley!
You're a carpet munching dyke!
And I love you.
You taught me plaid flannel is ok.
about an hour ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
youve never seen me in plaid!
im dyking no homo
52 minutes ago

Sean Day
I have too.
52 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
when?!
48 minutes ago

Sean Day
Don't ask me dumb questions.
47 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
then dont make dumb observations that you saw ME in plaid fannel. which is NOT okay to wear. but i love u. u turned me onto acid wash denim
45 minutes ago

Sean Day
Oh I did?
You're welcome.
It's always good to try new things.
Always good..
42 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
but then i realize only a bitch as bad as me could rock them things harder like mj song! what wha?!
36 minutes ago

Sean Day
Mhm girlfriend tell em!
32 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
fa sho ashley does what them otha tricks cant! can i get a amen?!!!
26 minutes ago

Sean Day
Amen.
Hallelujah.
Praise Jesus!!!
25 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
praise jesus sweeeet child above!! ashley is the bestest!!!! let there be light!!!!!!
24 minutes ago

Sean Day
Sweet honey child.
Sweet honey child.
Oh sweet Jesus in all his grace and glory sinners be damned sinners be damned *ahem* Punyavee *ahem* sinners be damned.
22 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
sinners be damned said jesus!!!! have mercy on their souls sweet jesus! honey child honey child tell em
21 minutes ago

Sean Day
Have mercy have mercy.
But don't let that bitch get too comfortable. Keep that bitch on her toes!
Mhmmmmhmm.. mhhhmmmhmmm..
How sweet... the sound..
That saaave.. a wretch... like sheeee *not me*
19 minutes ago

Sean Day
*saved
18 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
oh jesus! i feel the word! preach it lord preach it!
once was lost but now im found!
say it sean!
that grace is amazing!
14 minutes ago

Sean Day
Ain't it so?
Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far
and Grace will lead me home.

The Lord has promised good to me.
His word my hope secures.
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures...
12 minutes ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
woooooo say it child
im feelin churchy up in here
wheres my bible at?
9 minutes ago

Sean Day
Let's bow our heads and read Verse 12 Genesis 31 paragraph 10 child.
8 minute ago

Ashley Fresa Coleman
oh yes i will father sean i will! preach it to me boy!
7 minutes ago

Sean Day
And said the Holy Father, none shall cross my path of Holy Righteousness, because I am God. Hear me roar.
2 seconds ago

Sean Day
Raaawwwrrr
2 seconds ago




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With overly religious people get the Christians Coalition to ban this show from the web?
Are you churchy enough to realize there is no Verse 12 Genesis 31 paragraph 10 in the Bible?
If so, you're probably very offended by this show.
However you continue to read?
You're lying to yourself my friend!
Either you're a hypocritical Christian with no right to judge, or you're sinners just like the rest of us wallowing in all our sinfulness.
Pick a team!
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down - Episode 11

pandabearlovely: im gonnna kick a baby.
pandabearlovely: im gonna fucking kick a baby.
pandabearlovely is online.
pandabearlovely is online.
GrapeFruitPenis: ?
GrapeFruitPenis: ok
pandabearlovely: i went to quickleys, and punyavee was there.i decided i didnt wanna have a yelling fit, so i went to the quickleys 11 blocks away.
GrapeFruitPenis: did she yell at u anyway
pandabearlovely: naw, she didnt see me.i was like across the street and i saw her through the glass.
pandabearlovely: with karl and crap
GrapeFruitPenis: God im getting worried. Shes spending too much time with him.
GrapeFruitPenis: i think hes her best guy friend
pandabearlovely: he is.lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: gah. fml
pandabearlovely: take her back, so i can have karl back.
GrapeFruitPenis: i thought me and her wud stay like hella close til junior year
GrapeFruitPenis: i cant take her back unless i go to wash. unles i do he'l always have a big advantafe
GrapeFruitPenis: *advantage
pandabearlovely: gah.whatever.i lost my best friend you lost yours.now they have eachother.
GrapeFruitPenis: and u have carl u stupid bitch.. who do i have? oh ya.. u and punyavee and raves
pandabearlovely: and that dj.
GrapeFruitPenis: i havent even met him n person
pandabearlovely: really?
pandabearlovely: then how does he know you
GrapeFruitPenis: gahh i hope we do get along tho
GrapeFruitPenis: well not like hung with him
pandabearlovely: oh
GrapeFruitPenis: ive seen him jing at raves a cupl times
GrapeFruitPenis: *djign GOD my typing sucks
GrapeFruitPenis: *djing
GrapeFruitPenis: whats so good about karl anyway?
pandabearlovely: iono.hes a hella cool friend.
pandabearlovely: i hella miss him.
GrapeFruitPenis: omg.. what if he takes punyavee even further away.. what with brad AND andrew..
GrapeFruitPenis: i should do something
GrapeFruitPenis: u should help me
pandabearlovely: lol.i dont wanna get invlolved.
GrapeFruitPenis: u should start hanging with karl again
pandabearlovely: i cant.
pandabearlovely: hes always
pandabearlovely: "naw im hanging with my gf, naw im hanging with punyavee"
GrapeFruitPenis: he hangs with carl, u cud ambush him and work ur charm
pandabearlovely: o_O no, he like never hangs out with carl.
GrapeFruitPenis: gaaahhh... y cant it just be like last summer where everyone was friends.. i miss that
pandabearlovely: lol.
pandabearlovely: iono.
pandabearlovely: i wish she wasnt a bitch, and karl was still my friend.
GrapeFruitPenis: i wish karl wasnt a dick, and i hope punyavees still my friend n 3 months.
GrapeFruitPenis: :/




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Panda get Karl back?
Can Grape keep Punyavee from drifting away?
Are Punyavee and Karl having a secret love affair?
What would that mean for Sydney and Bradley?
Is Andrew a third wheel?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Pretty Rave Guy... Why Are You Sad? - Episode 10

9:20pm
HiddenForYourProtection
r u going to the golden ticket this weekend?

9:20pm
Mitchell
isnt that in reno?
cuz if its in reno fuck no
lol

9:20pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya its n reno.. gahh... no one i know is going!

9:21pm
Mitchell
hahah ya my parents are ok with raving
just not going to another sate.....
well have fun!
last time i went to reno there was kandi kids everywhere
and rave fliers on the ground
it was really weird lol

9:21pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i hope i have fun. hella nervous
first outa state rave alone

9:22pm
Mitchell
0_O
lol be careful

9:22pm
HiddenForYourProtection
:/ ya tell me about it lol

9:23pm
Mitchell
i had friends that were going but everybody bailed
so
you hella missed my first underground!

9:23pm
HiddenForYourProtection
what? u mean way back last year?

9:23pm
Mitchell
noooo
i threw
one
last month

9:24pm
HiddenForYourProtection
omg u threw an underground!? sick no way

9:24pm
Mitchell
yaa

9:24pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i cant beleive i missed it

9:24pm
Mitchell
im a part of a crew called 4 <3 collective
we did a hardcore party

9:25pm
HiddenForYourProtection
awesomes! r u guys throwing another one anytime soon?

9:25pm
Mitchell
hopefully one in april
and one fer sure in may
ill make you to give you a flier next time lol

9:26pm
HiddenForYourProtection
betters. i havent been to an underground since my last time at the library

9:26pm
Mitchell
yaaa
things have kinda died down
ppl get lazy lol

9:27pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya. r u going to etdpop?

9:27pm
Mitchell
prolly not
hella expensive
anti-pop!

9:27pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol

9:28pm
Mitchell
prolly gonna be hella dope thougj
sooo since i cant afford it
im gonna be like last year and hate on it

9:29pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ahh.. u should save up for it. it probly wil b hella dope. and im finally 16 so i finally get to go!
sooo.. ya.. how old r u again?

9:30pm
Mitchell
16

9:30pm
HiddenForYourProtection
for som reason i thought u wer older

9:30pm
Mitchell
hmm nope lol
maybe i just look older lol

9:31pm
HiddenForYourProtection
maybe its that im short

9:31pm
Mitchell
maybeh
i turn 17 in like 6 months tho lol
but zomg

9:31pm
HiddenForYourProtection
?

9:32pm
Mitchell
pop will prolly be epic
i went in 08

9:32pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really? was it even better than lovefest afterparty?

9:32pm
Mitchell
didnt go to the lovefest after party
it was pretty epic
but massives are overwhelming for me
too many ppl
lol
its like being drown in a sea of rolled out azn kids listening to trance

9:33pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol
i kinda like massives, but only when im with a good friend... so im nervous
idk.. i might not evn go to reno this weekend

9:34pm
Mitchell
meh do what you want
but what is the safest
theres a renegade
in the north bay

9:35pm
HiddenForYourProtection
where do u find out about all of these? i have a galaxy raver and a ravelinks yet I'm still like oblivious to most renegades and U.Gs

9:35pm
Mitchell
galaxyraver
but
im just really in the loop too

9:36pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ever since karma went away im like totally out. im look for it on galaxy. r u going?

9:36pm
Mitchell
maybeeee
idk
depends on the lineup
and if my friends are going
since i havnt raved in like a motnh
since theres been nothing worth going to
and if i can drag my bf out

9:37pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol. its an understatement that everyone has been lazy ravers.
like everyone i talk to except for djs say the same things
*thing

9:37pm
Mitchell
yaaa
parties have been uscking lately
theres always a slump before everytihng starts to get crazy again
april is gonna be dope :)

9:38pm
HiddenForYourProtection
fer sur. last rave i went to was... the last time i saw u. the one that got shut down. i think apex threw it
gah.. im dying to like.. party again.

9:38pm
Mitchell
LOL ya
uhh the next nebula party
on the 24th of april
will prolly be hella dope

9:39pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i missed the last one im pretty sure
and the last unicorn
so il make sure to go to that one

9:39pm
Mitchell
LAST UICORN
soooooo epic

9:39pm
HiddenForYourProtection
was it really? now im said
*sad

9:40pm
Mitchell
well mighta been a shitty part for you
but they broke into the crack house
which is where my first rave was
so i got to go back to the same place as my first rave with the same crew who did my first rave
if that makes sense

9:41pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really.. im one for nostalgia as well so i get it lol.. idk if ive ever been to the crack house before

9:41pm
Mitchell
ya it got closed down
at the end of 08

9:42pm
HiddenForYourProtection
was it is library?
Oh nevermind

9:42pm
Mitchell
nope
it was this giant warehouse
that used to be packed
everyweekend for hardcore parties

9:42pm
HiddenForYourProtection
:( i miss raving so much!
It sounds hella cool

9:42pm
Mitchell
i do too!
ya thing are hella shitty now compared
to when i started lol
there needs to be more venue

9:43pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya. like blakes n berkeley except all ages and n sf

9:43pm
Mitchell
ohh im talking about UG venues
theres like no warehouses that can be used everyweekend anymore
and can hold a decent amount of ppl
4 <3 a has a decent place in richmonf

9:44pm
HiddenForYourProtection
someone should totally change that this summer

9:44pm
Mitchell
but i hateeeeee richmond

9:44pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i know.. at night.. ugh.
but if its awesome.

9:45pm
Mitchell
ya it was awesome lol
ppl are safe
iif thye arent complete retards
but at the shuttle point
ppl were acting hella stupid
so we didnt let them in
lol

9:46pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really? I should probably review U.G ettiquite so i dont wind up one of thoase people n the future

9:47pm
Mitchell
dont wave lights around and roll face dacning outside of your car to hella loud music
in a public place
in RICHMOND
i would not like to see anybody shot plz

9:47pm
HiddenForYourProtection
Oh thats it. lol. i thought there might b more rules. But.. ya i wont/dont lol
tho one time we got stopped by the police near the shuttle point n an over crowded car with kandy
that was my.. second rave i think

9:48pm
Mitchell
LOL
oh gawd
nice
been there too
oh one more thing ike cover up all rave gear until youre inside the party
like just bring a backpack to put it in

9:49pm
HiddenForYourProtection
gtk gtk.. il make sure to remind punyavee of such things

9:50pm
Mitchell
awesome :D
cuz its up to the ravers to make things run smoothly we can only do so much

9:50pm
HiddenForYourProtection
havent really thought of it that way. was it hard throwing ur first party?

9:51pm
Mitchell
stressful
cuz ravers draw attention
when they dress like ravers
we had to pick a well lit place
so ppl would be safe
but ya
like kinda running aorund a parking lot in kandi
draws alot of attention
the more sneaky ppl are the beter

9:53pm
HiddenForYourProtection
I'm pretty sure whenever I walk up to a venue il always have espionage music playing in my heads

9:53pm
Mitchell
hahaha
awesome
ya its just like dark hidden parking lots
in the ghetto
arent good palces to be
so we try to use public places
like
store parking lots
that are well lit
and park n ride

9:54pm
HiddenForYourProtection
but then with ravers like.. looking like ravers.. gah i c now.. stressful indeed

9:54pm
Mitchell
yepppp
cuz its either risking
somebody getting jacked or shot
or having the shuttle point get rolled on
would rather just shut down the shuttle point
lol
instead of dead kids

9:55pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol.. ya
they should just legalize private venues for.. parties
like clubs i gues

9:56pm
Mitchell
yaaa
but when its too easy to find out about
you get hella shitty ppl
the more work it takes to get there the better ppl you have

9:57pm
HiddenForYourProtection
ya. itd really suck if i had to go a rave and like.. have to worry about getting.. shanked by.. ghetto peopl or.. just not have fun
kinda like monster massive.. but it was still fun

9:57pm
Mitchell
hahah ya
we had zero hyphy kids
and sketchy ppl at our party
in the ghetto of richmond lol
all depends on who you promote too

9:58pm
HiddenForYourProtection
now thats a well kept secret lol

9:58pm
Mitchell
hahaha
ya but were gonna start doing word of mouth stuff
soon
hella stuff happens in SF
its just all word of mouth ^_^

9:59pm
HiddenForYourProtection
thatd be awesome. i cant wait to go to on of ur parties then

9:59pm
Mitchell
but the parties there scare me
its like weird goth

9:59pm
HiddenForYourProtection
really? y?
oh

9:59pm
Mitchell
dubstep stuff
and breakcore

9:59pm
HiddenForYourProtection
i hate dubstep. but i kinda like industrial techno.. a little

10:00pm
Mitchell
yaaa
the stuff the play
is like noise...

10:00pm
HiddenForYourProtection
lol.. ya

10:00pm
Mitchell
well
homeworks
ttyl

10:00pm
HiddenForYourProtection
alrightz
ttyl

10:00pm
Mitchell
oh btw
text me
if you ever wanna know about a party or some thing
707-PhoneNumberHidden

10:01pm
HiddenForYourProtection
alrighty then
fer sur
bye

10:01pm
Mitchell
byee




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Who is HiddenForYourProtection?
Will HiddenForYourProtection stand up to cancer?
How many more eipisodes until this show takes a break?
Why is the word television in the name of this show, when this is obviously a non-televised blog? That's false advertising.
Do you beleive in pigeons?
Tune in next time to find out!!!