Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Excerpts from the Deluded - Episode 18

GrapeFruitPenis: I GOT KOOL AID!
pandabearlovely: black person.
GrapeFruitPenis: SHUDDUP


pandabearlovely: this bus smells bad.
pandabearlovely: maybe because theres a homeless person on it.
GrapeFruitPenis: a homeless person is just a person without a home
GrapeFruitPenis: that smells
GrapeFruitPenis: and tells random people really long pointless stories
GrapeFruitPenis: they carry knives too
GrapeFruitPenis: actually, homeless ppl r like wild elephants
pandabearlovely: wild elephants.
pandabearlovely: didn't know they carry knives.
pandabearlovely: and tell stories.
pandabearlovely: the elephants I mean.
GrapeFruitPenis: they have tusks
GrapeFruitPenis: and they talk sometimes
pandabearlovely: oh yea.
pandabearlovely: most def.


pandabearlovely: why does downtown always smell like crack head sweat and human urine.
pandabearlovely: oh wait.
GrapeFruitPenis: cus thats where crack heads sweat and urinate


pandabearlovely: this guys staring at me.
GrapeFruitPenis: secksay
pandabearlovely: awkward.
pandabearlovely: lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: lick ur lips
GrapeFruitPenis: LICK UR LIPS AND WINK


pandabearlovely: I noticed every skinny white girl in half moon bay got huge tits.
pandabearlovely: unfair.
GrapeFruitPenis: Me included
pandabearlovely: oh yea.
GrapeFruitPenis: lol. mayb they stuff their bras
pandabearlovely: no..you can see the boobs popping out of their shirts.
GrapeFruitPenis: hot
GrapeFruitPenis: like.. nipple action?
pandabearlovely: no......


pandabearlovely: YOURE A NIGGER
GrapeFruitPenis: I have a deep full body tan
pandabearlovely: no.. no i think youre black


pandabearlovely: going home.
pandabearlovely: stomach hurts.
pandabearlovely: my dads telling me its all in my head.
pandabearlovely: I don't think my horrible aching period cramps are in my head.
GrapeFruitPenis: oh honey, to guys periods dont exist
GrapeFruitPenis: we think u make it up
pandabearlovely: rofl.
GrapeFruitPenis: just to get away with being bitchy for a week
pandabearlovely: id be glad to stick my hand up my vagina and rub blood all over your face.guys find out, when they're having sex with a girl and her vagina starts bleeding evverywhere.
pandabearlovely: happened before.
GrapeFruitPenis: ew
GrapeFruitPenis: im eating kool aid
GrapeFruitPenis: red kool aid
GrapeFruitPenis: y u gota go ther
pandabearlovely: you mean period blood.
GrapeFruitPenis: lmao. i h8 u
pandabearlovely: caus your black.
GrapeFruitPenis: im as black as punyavee
GrapeFruitPenis: everyone knows asains are natures anti-blacks
pandabearlovely: lol


GrapeFruitPenis: My secret friend.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: I'll take you to the river.
pandabearlovely: No
GrapeFruitPenis: My secret friend.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: So we can swim forever.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: Maybe?
pandabearlovely: JUST FUCKING NO


GrapeFruitPenis: lmfao
GrapeFruitPenis: i was just talking to punyavees bf
GrapeFruitPenis: and i was like
GrapeFruitPenis: I have a business proposal
GrapeFruitPenis: and he was like, Ok shoot
pandabearlovely: ROFl
pandabearlovely: sorry
pandabearlovely: sounded like you were gonna fuck him


GrapeFruitPenis: Ur face is awkward!
pandabearlovely: your awkward.


GrapeFruitPenis: ur a nerd
pandabearlovely: IM POLING DANCING
pandabearlovely: I AM NOT A NERD
pandabearlovely: POLE
pandabearlovely: NOT POLING
pandabearlovely: lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: u play video games.
GrapeFruitPenis: and get EXTREMELY excited when u beat a level
GrapeFruitPenis: u gloat about getting 65,000 points on that unicorn faggot game
GrapeFruitPenis: thats textbook nerd
GrapeFruitPenis: own it
pandabearlovely: did YOU really just call something a faggot?
GrapeFruitPenis: I can do that.
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm special like that. xD


pandabearlovely: im retrying the level
pandabearlovely: the songs too harf
pandabearlovely: *hard
pandabearlovely: its called hard one.
pandabearlovely: its hard
GrapeFruitPenis: Ooh
GrapeFruitPenis: ur so interesting


pandabearlovely: go past potty training
pandabearlovely: YOUL LOVE IT
pandabearlovely: you have a fight with it
GrapeFruitPenis: how do u feed it?
pandabearlovely: drag and drop it on the thing
GrapeFruitPenis: i dont see the food
pandabearlovely: bones
pandabearlovely: then you have to go to the store
pandabearlovely: to buy more
GrapeFruitPenis: i fed it bones
GrapeFruitPenis: the fucker threw up
GrapeFruitPenis: so i fed it poison
GrapeFruitPenis: and then it died
pandabearlovely: NO
pandabearlovely: you dont feed it poison!
GrapeFruitPenis: it wouldnt eat the other food i prepared!
GrapeFruitPenis: and it kept crying
GrapeFruitPenis: whaa whaa whaa
GrapeFruitPenis: the fucker is better off dead
pandabearlovely: NO
pandabearlovely: your supposed to feed it
GrapeFruitPenis: i fed it bones
pandabearlovely: good
GrapeFruitPenis: it vomitted
GrapeFruitPenis: and got hungrier
GrapeFruitPenis: so i murdered it
pandabearlovely: T_T




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will the retardedness ever end?
Who is GrapeFruitPenis' secret friend, and why does Panda not want to meet it?
How many times do we have to go over this.. homeless people are pets!?
Sometimes, I want to murder you.
Seriously.
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Chronicles of Omegle III: Omegle Fail - Episode 17

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola compadre
You: No si es bueno?
Stranger: YOU LOSE THE QUIET GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Are you Shane Dawson?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: Wanna play a game?
Stranger: yeh wat game
You: Internet checkers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya!
You: hi!
Stranger: asl plz :)
You: I'm 12, i live in la, and im a guy!
Stranger: 12?!
You: Ahuh!
Stranger: lol so cutey pie!!
You: my first computer!
You: I know!
You: You're amazing!
Stranger: why is that?
You: Exclamation points silly!
Stranger: =]
Stranger: wats your name baby?
You: Have u heard of Dateline NBC
Stranger: no why?
You: This is Chris Hansen
You: With to Catch a Predator
You: Have you been making lewd suggestions to this boy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: If I told you you were going to die in ten days would you make love to a pogo stick without a condom
You: LIFE OR DEATH QUESTION HERE
Stranger: i would
You: Ur a sick man!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: have u ever met someone on here u know personally?
Stranger: no I htaven
Stranger: no i havent
You: I once had a convo with my mom on here
You: she was pretending to b this guy
You: And trying to get me to take off my clothes
You: It was.. it was not an arousing situation.
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: Hell
You: My mother is Lucifer
You: You will burn
You have disconnected.




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen television Show:
For once, I actually can't think of anything to say.
This episode was completely pointless.
It was supercilious and full of potty humor.
There's actually no redeeming qualities about this episode.
Other than the fact that I'm in it of course. :)
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Chronicles of Omegle II - Episode 16

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola
Stranger: happy birthday
You: Thank you
Stranger: u bet
You: I'm glad u remembered
Stranger: i would never forget
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: :)
You: GTK
Stranger: wat is that one
You: Good to Know
Stranger: yeah, i just figured it out
You: Yeah. lol
You: What brings you to the site?
You: other than to wish me a happy birthday?
Stranger: well, that was pretty much it
Stranger: i've been waiting for u all day
You: Well good job
You: I liked that
Stranger: did u get the package i sent?
You: Oh no I'm afraid i havent
You: What was it
Stranger: it was the best russian prostitute i could find
Stranger: wasn't cheap, bitch stiffed me
You: Ah. Was FedEx handling this?
Stranger: as a matter of fact, yes
Stranger: do u have issues with them there?
You: No, I just hope her lodgings in a cardboard box were sufficient
You: I myself have been shipped from place to place as a present
Stranger: uhoh, i knew i forgot something
You: It's quite the arduous journey
You: Yeah
You: You probably killed her
You: That's probably what happened
Stranger: crap
You: In a couple days I'll receive a dead Russian prostitute
Stranger: there goes my deposit
You: Yeah lol
You: Thanks tho
You: It's the thought that counts
Stranger: hey, wish i could still talk, but gtg, food time
Stranger: good talkin
You: Same here dude
You: Bye
Stranger: later
You have disconnected.




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
As The Chronicles of Omegle continue, will Sean find his true destiny?
Does FedEx really ship prostitutes halfway around the world?
What would a person need to survive a trip like that?
Is FedEx responsible for you're face being ugly?
Oh! Burn! Hella burn!
Dumb bitch.
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Chronicles of Omegle - Episode 15

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a virgin that wants a hard cock to loosen me up :S
You: whoa there
Stranger: :/
You: lets.. lets slow down
Stranger: ok :)
You: whats ur name
Stranger: michael
Stranger: wbu
You: my name is sean
You: do u.. verbally assault people much here?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: why
You: no reason
You: just took me..
You: it was like
You: whoa, out there
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i just want a cock
You: like.. a real one?
You: or a virtual one?
Stranger: both
You: This site is amazing
You: Well sir, I will help you find penises
Stranger: thanks :D
You: lol. So.. firstly.. do u live in America? Or not America
Stranger: not
You: Omg. I'm being totally multicultural right now then!
Stranger: im caucasian retard
You: Oh. I thought.. ok nevermind. Well.. do u live n a 3rd world country.. or not 3rd world
Stranger: no :L
Stranger: better than usa
You: EUROPE
You: This is like a game of pictionary
You: Except completely different
Stranger: nope
You: Ok. Well.. that leaves...
You: OH
You: what continent are you on?
You: Wait
You: What is Australia?
Stranger: close
Stranger: yea that continent
You: Hm.. Well.. I'm not good with geography
You: So I'll just leave it at that
You: Umm... how old r u
Stranger: nz?
You: Neatherlands?
Stranger: no
Stranger: new zealand..?
You: Ooohhh
You: I saw that movie.
Stranger: wtf
You: With Ben Stiller
Stranger: its not a movie
Stranger: thats zooland you retard
You: Ooohhh
You: No
You: Its zoolander
You: Still, funny movie
Stranger: yea
Stranger: hard
Stranger: well you are pretty much retarded.
Stranger: how old are you
You: Well I never!
You: Hmph. I am 16 and three quarters mister
Stranger: retard.
Stranger: im fifteen
You: lol
Stranger: and im not michael
Stranger: and im not gay
You: GASP
Stranger: and im not a virgin
You: Everything about you is a lie.
Stranger: and i definitely dont want a fat cock
Stranger: but i am from hamilton
Stranger: nz
You: I dont know what to say
You: You've shattered every preconceived notion I had of u
Stranger: :D
You: Now when I envision you I see..
You: A blob of white.
You: Are you by any chance morbidly obese>
Stranger: :L
Stranger: no way haha
You: Damn it.
You: Well.
You: I live in America
Stranger: fuck that
Stranger: not in nz
You: No obesity in NZ?
You: Where do u get ur jollies then?
Stranger: you sound like someone that has braces.
You: I do not!
You: How do u figure
Stranger: the way you speak
Stranger: reminds me of some fags at school
You: Well.. do like boys
You: But not u mister.
You: You're mean.
Stranger: youre gay
You: I do enjoy talking to u though
You: And no. I'm bi.
You: Is New Zealand a cold country?
Stranger: no
You: I always thought it to be like Iceland
Stranger: well in winter
You: Well of course
Stranger: yea
Stranger: nah its pretty hot
You: And it's in Australia?
You: Hmm
You: Do they speak english there
Stranger: its a country you retard
Stranger: of course they speak english
Stranger: omg youre retarded
You: You are just soo mean
You: All I wanted to do was make new friends!
You: And you're being so hurtful
You: To my soul
Stranger: well youre just a big poof that likes cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Sean ever find his way back home?
If Toto were in China, what are the odds he'd be eaten?
Have you been multicultural today?
Are all American's stupid?
Can Sean go anywhere without being verbally abused with words of abusive intent?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - Serenity's Stockholme Syndrome - Episode 14

Serenity(RealNameHidden): -.-
GrapeFruitPenis: too bad u missed both raves tho
GrapeFruitPenis: im sure ur dad doesnt really track ur phone
Serenity(RealNameHidden): eh.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea he does.
GrapeFruitPenis: thats illegal
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no its not.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): sprint offers a family location service.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he gott it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): it says "so and so is in 23 yards of 1200 bla bla street"
Serenity(RealNameHidden): or you can look at it on a map.
GrapeFruitPenis: why cant u tell him u made new friends and sleep over at their houses
GrapeFruitPenis: all my friends generally are over 18
GrapeFruitPenis: they can talk to ur dad and say theyr ur friends parents
GrapeFruitPenis: and then karma can pretend to be ur new friend
pandabearlovely: hm.okay.itl be hard for like out of city raves.
GrapeFruitPenis: which is why u leave ur phone n sf with a friend like mayya, when ur dad calls u mayya answers and says ur n the shower
GrapeFruitPenis: and then she calls u on her phone, and three way calls ur dad
GrapeFruitPenis: problem solved
GrapeFruitPenis: good?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.I need my phone at all times.we'll figure something out.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah, like you not going. ever.
GrapeFruitPenis: Why dont u just tell your dad you're going to a party?
GrapeFruitPenis: what's so wrong about that?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): oh yea.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no,
Serenity(RealNameHidden): doesn't let me.
GrapeFruitPenis: well that just sucks for u
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but I'll just say im going to like they're cousins or something.
GrapeFruitPenis: no. seriously. just like..
GrapeFruitPenis: it was cool when this was happening with avery and jaemus
GrapeFruitPenis: but like.. these people r 20 something
GrapeFruitPenis: they have their own apartments and their own cars..
GrapeFruitPenis: i really doubt they'll get the whole sneaking around thing
GrapeFruitPenis: that u have to do.. cus ur.. ...14
Serenity(RealNameHidden): ALMOST 15.
GrapeFruitPenis: well.. if u wants tos pursue this i suppose i cant stop u, well.. i could.. technically.. but i wont
GrapeFruitPenis: just like.. lol.. just lol is all i have to say
Serenity(RealNameHidden): pursue what?
GrapeFruitPenis: raving
GrapeFruitPenis: even tho u cant
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yes I can.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): watch me.
GrapeFruitPenis: nu uh
Serenity(RealNameHidden): why can't I.
GrapeFruitPenis: cus of ur dad
GrapeFruitPenis: really, all thats gonna happen is its gonna b 11pm, we just get to the rave, everyones doing drugs, and ur gona wana go home
GrapeFruitPenis: omg
GrapeFruitPenis: did i tell u what me and NameHidden did?
GrapeFruitPenis: we just kinda like, Blank Blank Blank Blank and Blank Blank **((note we did not have sex, it's Blanked out for another reason))**
GrapeFruitPenis: Though at one point i touched his ass. the. firmest. ass. i. have. ever. seen. and. or. felt.
GrapeFruitPenis: it was crazy
Serenity(RealNameHidden): huh.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): that's lovely.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah.. I bring that up, becus it was weird, cus i was like.. Blank Blank.. and Blank.. Blank.. i think i Blank Blank him
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll just say im going to NameHidden's on outer city raves.oh.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): that's..
Serenity(RealNameHidden): er..
Serenity(RealNameHidden): good.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah. Yeah it is.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll be fine at the raves.I'll say im at NameHidden's.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and if its really nessacary I might take ONE pill.
GrapeFruitPenis: its not
GrapeFruitPenis: lol im kinda glad u didnt go tho
Serenity(RealNameHidden): why?
GrapeFruitPenis: cus uhh.. NameHidden and NameHidden r kinda into intravenous drug usage now
GrapeFruitPenis: which sucks. cus.. ya. leads to some stuf... but ya.. i just am not a fan of needles
Serenity(RealNameHidden): oh.ew.
GrapeFruitPenis: and i dont think u wuda wanted to.. uh.. b around that
GrapeFruitPenis: u know lol.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): what were the doing?heroin?
GrapeFruitPenis: nah, they wanted to do heroin tho
GrapeFruitPenis: but i was like, i dont wanna snort or shoot heroin
GrapeFruitPenis: and NameHidden was like, i dont want NameHidden to do heroin
GrapeFruitPenis: and ian was like, im down, later tho, and forrest was down then
GrapeFruitPenis: but we just did coke instead
GrapeFruitPenis: NameHidden and NameHidden Blank, i snorted, and ian didnt do any
Serenity(RealNameHidden): too many drugs.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): tisk tisk.
GrapeFruitPenis: kinda. im with karma tho.. like.. NameHidden.. shooting meth and coke and whatever else.. u know.. its changing him
GrapeFruitPenis: and as much as i like korrest as a couple.. i dont want to see their relationship resemble anything like urs
Serenity(RealNameHidden): uhm.I would guess.rofl.
GrapeFruitPenis: yeah.. and like.. hes a really nice guy
GrapeFruitPenis: its just like.. hes gonna get addicted.. judging from u know the way he talks about it
GrapeFruitPenis: i think he should just like slow down, like u know? not do it as much as he dus.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) a really nice guy too -.- he just gotta caught up in drugs.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): our relationship was hella good until like a month ago.
GrapeFruitPenis: yeah but.. when i say NameHidden's changing hes not like.. saying he hates karma all the time
GrapeFruitPenis: u have to admit a lot of what Hunter's(RealNameHidden) doing is brought on by reasons other than drugs
GrapeFruitPenis: or at least some
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) doesn't hate me.I know that for a fact.he just gets caught up in drugs.trust me.its the drugs.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's hella kissing up to me o.o
GrapeFruitPenis: why?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he loves the fuck out of me.honestly.he really does.he just fucks up sometimes.lately he did it a lot.everything happened in this past month.
GrapeFruitPenis: mmm. well. y is he kissing up to u now
Serenity(RealNameHidden): becaause he know he fucked up o_O
GrapeFruitPenis: JUST NOW?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea.I told you, he was doing too may drugs.he toned it down aandhe knows what the fuck he's doing now.
GrapeFruitPenis: well lucky u
GrapeFruitPenis: lets hope i can talk to forrest this weekend and maybe help him tone it down
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's not a bad guy.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): really.
GrapeFruitPenis: so he can keep his girlfriend. and Hunter(RealNameHidden) is a bad guy in my opinion.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): doubt it.they have to realize it themselves ya know
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's not.just saying.he was never mean to you.
GrapeFruitPenis: oh really?
GrapeFruitPenis: he was.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he treated punyavee like shit in the end.don't understand why.never did.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): BECAUSE YOU SUCKED HIS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: It wasn't my fault!
GrapeFruitPenis: I was obviously drunker than him
GrapeFruitPenis: Obviously.
GrapeFruitPenis: By a LOT
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU SUCKED HIS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: Who took off his pants?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU DO NOT SUCK A STRAIGHT MANS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: he's not a man, he's a BOY..... and he's not straight.. obviously honey
GrapeFruitPenis: I did not take off his pants
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU DID THEY WEREN'T OFF.
GrapeFruitPenis: I know this, becus when i'm drunk I cant use my hands well
GrapeFruitPenis: I did not.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): YOU PULLED THEM DOWN WHEN HE WAS UP AGAINST A WALL
GrapeFruitPenis: Noo00oo0o
GrapeFruitPenis: Nope
Serenity(RealNameHidden): trust me.you did.
GrapeFruitPenis: Really
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea you did.
GrapeFruitPenis: No
Serenity(RealNameHidden): david told me.
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok cus like seriously
GrapeFruitPenis: If I was really that fucking drunk
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he watched you!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): wtf!
GrapeFruitPenis: And he was really like.. seriously not even as drunk as me
GrapeFruitPenis: Do u not think him being like literally a foot taller than me..
GrapeFruitPenis: He couldnt have.. u know.. stopped this
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he was close to you.
GrapeFruitPenis: WE WERE NOT FRIENDS
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he was trying to keep concious.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): david.watched.the whole thing.
GrapeFruitPenis: What?
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok no
GrapeFruitPenis: ur story makes no sense
GrapeFruitPenis: ur boyfriend
GrapeFruitPenis: a dude thats like sooo much bigger than me
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) was falling down.and tried to keep his balance.he was leaning against the wall.
GrapeFruitPenis: could not push off someone who COULD BARELY STAND UP AND WAS THIS CLOSE TO DYING BECAUSE THEY INGESTED SO MUCH VODKA
GrapeFruitPenis: really. yeah.ok.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he tried running away but he tripped because you put his pants around his knees.then he passsed out.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he had more thaan you.he had a a bigger tolerance though.
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh really? Firstly, he dus not have a higher tolerance, secondly, lol, he tripped and passed out? LMFAO ROTFLCOPTER
GrapeFruitPenis: That's what happened though..?
GrapeFruitPenis: Hm..
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you sucked his dick.that's whwhy he hates you.and because you ditched him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): -.-
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok Iiiii did not suck his dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): from what I heard.yea.and from what I saw yea.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea you fucking did.!
GrapeFruitPenis: Iiiiii had a blood alcohol level of 0.37
GrapeFruitPenis: Obviously, that changes things on any level.
GrapeFruitPenis: Iiiii hate Hunter(RealNameHidden)
GrapeFruitPenis: Iiii would NEVER suck his dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Btw, a fun fact for you, 0.40 is fatal.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you didn't hate him a year ago.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you sucked.his.dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: I.Did.Not
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) had alcohol poisoning twice.
GrapeFruitPenis: Vodka sucked his dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): You sucked his dick you sucked his dick you sucked his dick you sucked his dick
GrapeFruitPenis: NO I DIDNT
GrapeFruitPenis: fine. fine fine fine. that guy u got raped by though.
GrapeFruitPenis: yeah. u didnt get raped
GrapeFruitPenis: it was consentual
GrapeFruitPenis: hah!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): uh.no.big difference.no one was drunk in that scenerio.he was some creepy 40 year old man.I was a 11 year old girl.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you were a 15 year old drunk boy
Serenity(RealNameHidden): sucing a straight 13 year olds drunk dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: not a big difference if u think about it. if ur saying the alcohol didnt suck Hunter's(RealNameHidden) dick then is it not too hard to surmise..
GrapeFruitPenis: that maybe becus u cudnt fight him off it wasnt rape?
GrapeFruitPenis: hmmmm... meh thinks u should just admit that I did not suck Hunter's(RealNameHidden) dick
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. under the circumstances, I plead temporary insanity.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): uh.yes it is.getting a plastic bag tied around your neck and a plastic bag over your face so you couldn't breathe much so you wouldn't struggle is a LOT different from two naive drunk teenage boys
GrapeFruitPenis: HEY HEY HEY now! I am not! ...to be generalized with the likes of Hunter(RealNameHidden).
GrapeFruitPenis: And as far as I know, nothing happened between us.
GrapeFruitPenis: Nothing.
GrapeFruitPenis: Nothing.
GrapeFruitPenis: Nothing.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): Hunter(RealNameHidden) is a nice guy.who doesn't take well to gays.not his fault.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR SUCKING HIS DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: I am not gay god damn it. And once again. I have no idea what you're talking about
Serenity(RealNameHidden): either way, whether it happened or not, he believes it happened.that's why he hates you.he didn't do anything else to you.
GrapeFruitPenis: Hunter(RealNameHidden) and I are not have not and will never have sexual relations.
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. regardless.. i hated him before that
GrapeFruitPenis: Becus he was a dick
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE didn't have sexual relations with you.YOU sucked his dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Like seriously!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): now.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): be nice to him.
GrapeFruitPenis: EW
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE IS NOT A DICK
GrapeFruitPenis: I SHOULD SLAP U
GrapeFruitPenis: he is!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I should slap you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he is not a dick.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he never did aannything t you.
GrapeFruitPenis: Hmm.. ok. so what about the first time we met.
GrapeFruitPenis: I said hi to him and he didnt say anything.. he just looked away.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and?
GrapeFruitPenis: THEN first time we smoked, he purposely passed me in rotations twice
GrapeFruitPenis: this continued, everytime we smoked.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he was high.he prolly didn't notice.I do it a lot.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he did not puposely did -.-
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no he didn't.not purposely.
GrapeFruitPenis: THEN he talked shit about me to Avery and Jaemus and whoever else.
GrapeFruitPenis: THEN he broke Punyavee's heart
GrapeFruitPenis: He is. A. Dick
Serenity(RealNameHidden): bullshit.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I know he fucked up punyavee.
GrapeFruitPenis: These things have ALL happened
Serenity(RealNameHidden): apperently he has his reasons for that.
GrapeFruitPenis: Not good ones
GrapeFruitPenis: Maybe dicky ones?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.they were pretty good.
GrapeFruitPenis: Im sure you'd think so.
GrapeFruitPenis: U hate her.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): from what he said.all she wanted was his dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Slanderous lies.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): iono if its true.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I don't hate her.I don't care about her.
GrapeFruitPenis: It's not true. Becus he's a liar. he lies to people.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): seriously.uh huh.what does he lie about.
GrapeFruitPenis: DRUGS
GrapeFruitPenis: LIFE
GrapeFruitPenis: EXPERIENCES HE'S HAD
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's the most fucking honest guy I know.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): tell me shit he lies about.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): what experiences.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and what drugs.
GrapeFruitPenis: Hmm.. ok. Let's start with the most preposterous
GrapeFruitPenis: He said to me, he can get a gram of PURE coke for $20
GrapeFruitPenis: I tried to explain to him that.. um.. thats retarded
GrapeFruitPenis: And he assured me, over and over again that he can. and it's not cut at all.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah.Ok.mhm
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I believe he can.
GrapeFruitPenis: U sir are brain damaged
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll get it for you.to prove it to you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he got a ten sheet for twenty.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll get it for you.
GrapeFruitPenis: You'd bring me baking soda and try to convince me its coke so u can hold onto whatever faith u have left n him
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fuck yo couch.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll bring you coke.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): because im not holding on to whatever faith I have left in him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): watch.
GrapeFruitPenis: fuck yo house! ye ok. u do that
Serenity(RealNameHidden): what other lies I can prove you wrong on.
GrapeFruitPenis: Secondly, he lied about going to a college frat party and hooking up with some girl.
GrapeFruitPenis: Mk first of all, colleges like CCSF don't have frats and sororities. Actually colleges don't have them AT ALL
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no he didn't.
GrapeFruitPenis: That's university only.
GrapeFruitPenis: Omfg yes he did!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I know the college kid.if he said frat he's a dumb ass.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): his names bret.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and his girlfriends inna.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah ok, lets just assume that it wasn't a frat party
Serenity(RealNameHidden): they go to ccsf.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I met them.
GrapeFruitPenis: Lets just assume it was a college house party
GrapeFruitPenis: He says he cant remember if he cheated on u
Serenity(RealNameHidden): it wasn't a frat party.he's a dumb ass to think it was.
GrapeFruitPenis: But when he's talking to othr people he can recount the entire party in detail
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he sure as hell remembered when bret told him.
GrapeFruitPenis: So he lied
GrapeFruitPenis: To either u, or Bret correct?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): maybe.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I give you that.he lied about not remembering he cheated on me.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): not about the college party, and the chic he cheated on me with.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he exagerates.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): not lies.
GrapeFruitPenis: mhm.. so thats.. what now?.. 2 for me none for u?
GrapeFruitPenis: pick up the pace Serenity(RealNameHidden).
Serenity(RealNameHidden): 2 for me.one for you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): actually more like half.
GrapeFruitPenis: wtf
GrapeFruitPenis: no
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok
GrapeFruitPenis: I refuse to play this childish game
GrapeFruitPenis: Grow up Serenity(RealNameHidden).
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you said he lied about the college party.he didn't.he lied about not remembering anything.
GrapeFruitPenis: Grow up!
GrapeFruitPenis: That's a lie!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): this is not a childish game!
GrapeFruitPenis: It is!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): its called im proving you wrong.
GrapeFruitPenis: You're reducing it to nothing more than fallacy as fact!
GrapeFruitPenis: It's called I'm kicking ur ass at this AND Scrabble
GrapeFruitPenis: and u can't take it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): DUDE
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fine.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): lets lay things out flat.
GrapeFruitPenis: lets
Serenity(RealNameHidden): you claim: _
GrapeFruitPenis: that hes a lying douche
GrapeFruitPenis: that should burn in hell
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I claim:
GrapeFruitPenis: and should be circumsized, for everyones sake
GrapeFruitPenis:U claim that he's romantic, and the epitome of Edward cullen and jacob Black and Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic combined
GrapeFruitPenis: Which.. mk really.. lol no.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he is not a lying douche.he fucks up.I do too.you do too.everyone lies.at some point.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's better than ANY fucking guy I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: mhm.. is he better than the ShamWow Guy? Has he made a better song than the Slap Chop Remix? DTS!
Serenity(RealNameHidden): by a long shot.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's done a lot more for me.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): than anyone I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: That guy knows how to sell some fucking towels.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he gave up.a lot for me.
GrapeFruitPenis: What did he give up?
GrapeFruitPenis: His life?
GrapeFruitPenis: It was WORTHLESS
GrapeFruitPenis: he gave up YOUR LIFE
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea.it wasn't before.it wasn't fucked before he oded because I did.he wanted to prove to me that SOMEONE cared about me.to an extreme.he loves me.a lot.and he's in that school, he went to rehab because he said he tried getting high off of all that asprin.so they called him a drug addict.and put him in that school for going to extreme lengths to get high.
GrapeFruitPenis: so ur saying that the only way u'd believe he cares about u is if he tried to commit suicide?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's a really good person.l
GrapeFruitPenis: after already going to rehab numerous times
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.
GrapeFruitPenis: Wow.. thats great.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he didn't go there numerous times.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he went there once.
GrapeFruitPenis: It's so bitchy, its so me. Bravo
GrapeFruitPenis: Whatever
GrapeFruitPenis: Making someone ruin their life for ur enjoyment?
GrapeFruitPenis: What memo did I send to u that taught u this?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.he thought I didn't think anyone cared at all.because I tried killing myself.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he tried showing me that someone was willing to give their life to prove they couldn't live without you.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I didn't WANT him to.
GrapeFruitPenis: But he did
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I didn't ASK him to.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he did it.
GrapeFruitPenis: ...lol... u Jigsaw u. No fault, no blame.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he chose to.because he loves me.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yes. Yes. He does :)
GrapeFruitPenis: Enough to die for u it seems
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. u know.. everyone knows that hes better off dead
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he's not.
GrapeFruitPenis: Though.. it seems ur the only one who can get him to take that step... soo.. wanna do the world a favor?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fuck u.he fucked up.he admits it to me all the time.
GrapeFruitPenis: Yeah. he loves u alright. he'd do almost anything for u but act like he loves u n public
GrapeFruitPenis: That must feel nice.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.he does now.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he fucked up in the last month.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but not any time before.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): or now.
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh he does does he?
GrapeFruitPenis: And does that make March disappear?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yes he does does he.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll never forget it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): for obvious reasons.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I'll NEVER forget the shit he did.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but I can forgive it.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): if I wannu.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): if I think he deserves it.
GrapeFruitPenis: Gtk. If I ever ruin your life, and make u try to kill urself countless times, get u pregnant, not support u as u get an..
GrapeFruitPenis: abortion. im GTK that it can all b fixed with a "sorry, I love u"
Serenity(RealNameHidden): its not fixed with that o.O
Serenity(RealNameHidden): after the shit I went through with kyle and dylan, its not gonna be fixed for months.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but im still giving him the chance
GrapeFruitPenis: To sew this up for a few weeks.
GrapeFruitPenis: maybe if ur lucky a few months
GrapeFruitPenis: And then.. what.. rip it open again?
GrapeFruitPenis: U don't expect him to really change do u?
GrapeFruitPenis: From what I've seen, Hunter(ScreennameHidden) is literally addicted to weed.
GrapeFruitPenis: And somewhat mentally unstable when he's on it.
GrapeFruitPenis: And anyway, he's not the brightest bulb.
GrapeFruitPenis: Is he?
GrapeFruitPenis: I doubt he's gonna be ur knight in shining armor.
GrapeFruitPenis: Because for one he doesn't know how to ride a horse.
GrapeFruitPenis: For two, he doesn't know what a horse is
GrapeFruitPenis: For three, he wouldn't know where to find the barn
GrapeFruitPenis: And for four, if u dont get it by now, HES RETARDED
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE'S NOT RETARDED.he's stupid on things.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): but he's fine when he's sober.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): im not gonna take any more shit from him if he doesn't fix it.
GrapeFruitPenis: well.. lets give em a hammer and some tape why dont we
GrapeFruitPenis: see what the little fucker can make
Serenity(RealNameHidden): do not call him a little fucker.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): don't call him anymore names.
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh I'm sorry, lets see what Thor can make.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): DO NOT CALL HIM THOR
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE'S NOT STUPID
GrapeFruitPenis: ...Yeah.. Ok. Alright.
GrapeFruitPenis: Thor(I mean Hunter(RealNameHidden)) is a normal human being. And he just makes some bad decisions.
Serenity(RealNameHidden):HE IS NOT im gonna prove you wrong.watch in a few months.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): liar.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): so why don't you call me this shit.I do hella stupid shit like him
GrapeFruitPenis: U know to to use a microwave. And read a book, and you can walk, even run.. while talking. Unlike Thor.
GrapeFruitPenis: I mean, sorry, Hunter(RealNameHidden)
Serenity(RealNameHidden): yea I do.and yes he can.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): when you get a boyfriend, im gonna critisize the hell out of him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): see how you feel.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): fine.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I bet you..
GrapeFruitPenis: u wouldnt have reason!
GrapeFruitPenis: Im not the only one
GrapeFruitPenis: Everyone criticizes him
GrapeFruitPenis: Becus they can see that he's.. u know.. not right in the head.
GrapeFruitPenis: Not fit to be near sharp objects.
GrapeFruitPenis: U know.. maybe he escaped from somewhere
GrapeFruitPenis: and hes trying his best to blend in god damn it
GrapeFruitPenis: I kinda feel bad for the fella
Serenity(RealNameHidden): shut up.he did not ESCAPE from anywhere.everyone feels bad for me.
GrapeFruitPenis: Out in this big city.. with bright lights.. the poor beast must be blinded by it all
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm sure he escaped from SOMEWHERE
GrapeFruitPenis: normal people don't have children like that.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): AND I WOULDN'T BE TALKING.he's not Blank himself.he's not fucking doing Blank.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): HE DIDN'T Blank Blank
GrapeFruitPenis: Hey I stopped doing Blank
GrapeFruitPenis: And Blank sucked.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): so.he stopped doing coke and a bunch of shit.
GrapeFruitPenis: And.. yeah.. Blank is kinda bad I suppose.
GrapeFruitPenis: But u know.. It's whatevs. When did he stop doing coke?
Serenity(RealNameHidden): your Blank Blank.don't fucking critisize him when you yourself don't have a leg to stand on.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): he only did it 2 days.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): like 6 lines each day.well.4 lines and two keyshots.
GrapeFruitPenis): I do have a leg to stand on. How is Blank Blank really any logical defamation of character
GrapeFruitPenis: It's pretty much just Blank Blank.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): no its not.its called your 16 and your Blank Blank Blank Blank.that has A LOT of things wrong with it.I don't say shit about it though.so stop fucking demeaning carl.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): we al have fucking problems.but some of us have the class not to drag them up -.-
Serenity(RealNameHidden): NOW
Serenity(RealNameHidden): stop fighting.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): and stop critisizing.
GrapeFruitPenis: Fine
GrapeFruitPenis: But when will u
GrapeFruitPenis: .. when will u
GrapeFruitPenis: I mean, damn it, i wanted that to read all dramatic
Serenity(RealNameHidden): we all have fucking problems.
GrapeFruitPenis: But I meant, when are u going to START criticizing
Serenity(RealNameHidden): I do criticize him.
Serenity(RealNameHidden): just not in front of other people.
GrapeFruitPenis: Mk.Fine. what's for dinner?
pandabearlovely: dead people.




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show!!!
Will Thor ever learn to read and write and breathe regularly?
Is Serenity off her rocker, or just a woman.. or man.. in love?
How long has it been since the last episode?
Will Forrest be able to keep Karma from leaving him? Does he care?
Can Blank Blank Blank be Blank Blank your Blank in the Blank Blank on Blank?
Tune in next time to find out!!!