sozimcarl: im gonna start selling now.GrapeFruitPenis: A drug dealer?
sozimcarl: no just a pot seller.
GrapeFruitPenis: Will u carry a gloc 49?
sozimcarl: if i can get a hook up.
sozimcarl: i got my first ounce today =D
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh my. How are you going to find clients to sell to regularly?
GrapeFruitPenis: U don't go to parties really
sozimcarl: got to find them.
GrapeFruitPenis: Like a scavenger hunt
sozimcarl: mhm.
GrapeFruitPenis: Wow!
sozimcarl: or just meeting people.
GrapeFruitPenis: What if u want to expand your business.. u can get a subsidy from the government if u hire minorities to be ur mules.
GrapeFruitPenis: U cud stuff em with pot and send em on planes to their home country to get their ppl addicted to marijuana
sozimcarl: -___-
GrapeFruitPenis: Or u cud just stay small.. have u had any experience selling?
sozimcarl: not fully.
GrapeFruitPenis: Hmm.. well.. weed sure is fun.
sozimcarl: weed, is the only thing i want to take for now.
GrapeFruitPenis: Quitting all the moderately dangerous stuff?
sozimcarl: mhm.
sozimcarl: e is fore occasions.
sozimcarl: *for
sozimcarl: acids a little dangerous for me.
GrapeFruitPenis: How so
sozimcarl: its ment for losing your mind.
GrapeFruitPenis: Tell me about the first time u ever jumped off a building
sozimcarl: i never jumped off a building rofl
GrapeFruitPenis: Of course not.. ;] .. ur secrets safe with me pal.
GrapeFruitPenis: How about the time u did acid for the first time
sozimcarl: well i was with panda.
sozimcarl: and i went to see punyavee. for some reason
GrapeFruitPenis: wow. was she like a lioness in ur trip..? licking her wounds
sozimcarl: lol
GrapeFruitPenis: Or..?
sozimcarl: a girl.
sozimcarl: just punyavee.
sozimcarl: but i had a great feeling of dispare when i saw her.
GrapeFruitPenis: Dispare. Like disparaged.
GrapeFruitPenis: Go on.. I'm enthralled
sozimcarl: i dunno. it was a wierd feeling.
GrapeFruitPenis: Have u ever thought that maybe u felt dispare because she was the only girl that was ever Asian?
GrapeFruitPenis: In ur life.
GrapeFruitPenis: Because I am sometimes overwhelmed at the fact that I am... Portirican and she is Asain.
GrapeFruitPenis: We live a wonderful world where ppl like me and her can hang without being.. segregated.
GrapeFruitPenis: Be thankful.
GrapeFruitPenis: But.. is that the end of ur story?
sozimcarl: no, i dont know o_O
sozimcarl: i missed her, not as a girlfriend, or a friend.. just a person. but when i try talking to her all the time, shes one of the rudest people ive ever met.
sozimcarl: *person
GrapeFruitPenis: Even ruder than I?
GrapeFruitPenis: U take that back.
sozimcarl: oh yeah.
sozimcarl: i dont really want to bother try talking to her anymore.
GrapeFruitPenis: What would u say to her when u wud try to engage her?
GrapeFruitPenis: Cus she doesnt respond when ppl throw cantalopes at her
GrapeFruitPenis: I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: I've tried.
sozimcarl: well, i say how are you? and just normal questions.
sozimcarl: and the response is, i hate you, fuck you, or throwing something.
GrapeFruitPenis: I like it when she throws stuff at me.
GrapeFruitPenis: It keeps me on my toes...
GrapeFruitPenis: Like an ongoing game of dodgeball.. except sometimes she throws odd things.
GrapeFruitPenis: Like a book, or a rock.
sozimcarl: well, she hits me in the eye, or the dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Thats two places that can be touched by humans hands and or toes.
GrapeFruitPenis: But tell me Carl... how do u feel being pitted against such a vicious creature?
GrapeFruitPenis: How do u protect your manjangles?
sozimcarl: just avoid.
GrapeFruitPenis: Well.. if u and me teamed up we could play Jack Hannahs Asain Capture
GrapeFruitPenis: Tell me... how did u and Punyavee fall in love? I was always curious
GrapeFruitPenis: She would never tell me.. always so secretive.. and full of protein she was... always those damn Blondies pizzas that kept her strong.. I always suspected her kyrptonite could be water though. I've only ever seen her injest Red Bull for liquid sustanance. If we cut her supply feed maybe she'll fall.. and mankind can have a fighting chance.
sozimcarl: o_0 ..that isnt your business. lol
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm sorry. I've crossed a line.
GrapeFruitPenis: Forgive me?
GrapeFruitPenis: Thank you
sozimcarl: nah you havent, i just dont think thats your business =P
GrapeFruitPenis: I feel so ashamed.
sozimcarl: why?
GrapeFruitPenis: I've.. been a bit of a snoop tonight. But not for my own agenda.
GrapeFruitPenis: Someone asked me to talk to you.. and ask u how u fell n love with Punyavee.. because.. that someone.. is very interested.
GrapeFruitPenis: And that someone.. is Bradley.
sozimcarl: i never jumped off a building rofl
GrapeFruitPenis: Of course not.. ;] .. ur secrets safe with me pal.
GrapeFruitPenis: How about the time u did acid for the first time
sozimcarl: well i was with panda.
sozimcarl: and i went to see punyavee. for some reason
GrapeFruitPenis: wow. was she like a lioness in ur trip..? licking her wounds
sozimcarl: lol
GrapeFruitPenis: Or..?
sozimcarl: a girl.
sozimcarl: just punyavee.
sozimcarl: but i had a great feeling of dispare when i saw her.
GrapeFruitPenis: Dispare. Like disparaged.
GrapeFruitPenis: Go on.. I'm enthralled
sozimcarl: i dunno. it was a wierd feeling.
GrapeFruitPenis: Have u ever thought that maybe u felt dispare because she was the only girl that was ever Asian?
GrapeFruitPenis: In ur life.
GrapeFruitPenis: Because I am sometimes overwhelmed at the fact that I am... Portirican and she is Asain.
GrapeFruitPenis: We live a wonderful world where ppl like me and her can hang without being.. segregated.
GrapeFruitPenis: Be thankful.
GrapeFruitPenis: But.. is that the end of ur story?
sozimcarl: no, i dont know o_O
sozimcarl: i missed her, not as a girlfriend, or a friend.. just a person. but when i try talking to her all the time, shes one of the rudest people ive ever met.
sozimcarl: *person
GrapeFruitPenis: Even ruder than I?
GrapeFruitPenis: U take that back.
sozimcarl: oh yeah.
sozimcarl: i dont really want to bother try talking to her anymore.
GrapeFruitPenis: What would u say to her when u wud try to engage her?
GrapeFruitPenis: Cus she doesnt respond when ppl throw cantalopes at her
GrapeFruitPenis: I know.
GrapeFruitPenis: I've tried.
sozimcarl: well, i say how are you? and just normal questions.
sozimcarl: and the response is, i hate you, fuck you, or throwing something.
GrapeFruitPenis: I like it when she throws stuff at me.
GrapeFruitPenis: It keeps me on my toes...
GrapeFruitPenis: Like an ongoing game of dodgeball.. except sometimes she throws odd things.
GrapeFruitPenis: Like a book, or a rock.
sozimcarl: well, she hits me in the eye, or the dick.
GrapeFruitPenis: Thats two places that can be touched by humans hands and or toes.
GrapeFruitPenis: But tell me Carl... how do u feel being pitted against such a vicious creature?
GrapeFruitPenis: How do u protect your manjangles?
sozimcarl: just avoid.
GrapeFruitPenis: Well.. if u and me teamed up we could play Jack Hannahs Asain Capture
GrapeFruitPenis: Tell me... how did u and Punyavee fall in love? I was always curious
GrapeFruitPenis: She would never tell me.. always so secretive.. and full of protein she was... always those damn Blondies pizzas that kept her strong.. I always suspected her kyrptonite could be water though. I've only ever seen her injest Red Bull for liquid sustanance. If we cut her supply feed maybe she'll fall.. and mankind can have a fighting chance.
sozimcarl: o_0 ..that isnt your business. lol
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm sorry. I've crossed a line.
GrapeFruitPenis: Forgive me?
GrapeFruitPenis: Thank you
sozimcarl: nah you havent, i just dont think thats your business =P
GrapeFruitPenis: I feel so ashamed.
sozimcarl: why?
GrapeFruitPenis: I've.. been a bit of a snoop tonight. But not for my own agenda.
GrapeFruitPenis: Someone asked me to talk to you.. and ask u how u fell n love with Punyavee.. because.. that someone.. is very interested.
GrapeFruitPenis: And that someone.. is Bradley.
sozimcarl: why would you tell me the pacific person?
GrapeFruitPenis: Pacific person?
sozimcarl: exact
sozimcarl: exact person
GrapeFruitPenis: HAHAHA. Specific. Pacific. Priceless.
sozimcarl: rofl
sozimcarl: im alittle blazed
GrapeFruitPenis: And I'm a little worried.
GrapeFruitPenis: It just slipped out
sozimcarl: hm.
GrapeFruitPenis: I didn't mean to.
GrapeFruitPenis: And u must keep this between us.
GrapeFruitPenis: If a secret like this got out.. it could ruin their whole relationship.
GrapeFruitPenis: By the way his last name Is Baumgarner
sozimcarl: why would it ruin the relationship?
GrapeFruitPenis: I've said too much about it already.
GrapeFruitPenis: Just.. forget it.
GrapeFruitPenis: But I wouldn't be lying if i told u it would ruin their relationship because it's a secret he's been keeping from her for months.
GrapeFruitPenis: About.. the baby!
GrapeFruitPenis: Pacific person?
sozimcarl: exact
sozimcarl: exact person
GrapeFruitPenis: HAHAHA. Specific. Pacific. Priceless.
sozimcarl: rofl
sozimcarl: im alittle blazed
GrapeFruitPenis: And I'm a little worried.
GrapeFruitPenis: It just slipped out
sozimcarl: hm.
GrapeFruitPenis: I didn't mean to.
GrapeFruitPenis: And u must keep this between us.
GrapeFruitPenis: If a secret like this got out.. it could ruin their whole relationship.
GrapeFruitPenis: By the way his last name Is Baumgarner
sozimcarl: why would it ruin the relationship?
GrapeFruitPenis: I've said too much about it already.
GrapeFruitPenis: Just.. forget it.
GrapeFruitPenis: But I wouldn't be lying if i told u it would ruin their relationship because it's a secret he's been keeping from her for months.
GrapeFruitPenis: About.. the baby!
Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Punyavee find out about Bradley's secret?
Is Grape going to be able to dodge Punyavees next, potentially fatal game of dodge-random-flying-inanimate-objects?
Will Soz be a successful Pot Dealer?
Will I address the baby cliff hanger?
Do Turtles think people thoughts?
How many questions is too many questions?
IF I TYPED LIKE THIS WOULD IT SOUND LIKE I WAS SHOUTING IN YOUR MIND?
Tune into find out!!!
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