Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Dramatic Teen Television Show - The Introduction of ScreenNameHidden - Episode 4

ScreenNameHidden: hey
GrapeFruitPenis: hola sex
ScreenNameHidden: :)
ScreenNameHidden: i like sex... :D
GrapeFruitPenis: maybe u should have it first before u form any opinions
GrapeFruitPenis: whats up?
GrapeFruitPenis: ?
ScreenNameHidden: ugh
ScreenNameHidden: im not a virgin
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh.. u.. struck me as one.
GrapeFruitPenis: But if you're not.. good for u.
GrapeFruitPenis: Howd ya been boo?
ScreenNameHidden: hha i've been good.. you?
GrapeFruitPenis: Goodsies
GrapeFruitPenis: Smartsies
ScreenNameHidden: ugh..
ScreenNameHidden: haha ok
ScreenNameHidden: so how's your relationship life?
GrapeFruitPenis: Well I havent had a relationship life since like the 6th grade, but my sex life is blossoming nicely.
GrapeFruitPenis: How about u?
ScreenNameHidden: I've had many relationships but non of them worked out.. sex life is actually not that bad
ScreenNameHidden: so are you bi...? or gay?
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm bi. And glad to hear about ur relationships. Sorry about the sex life.
ScreenNameHidden: wtf?
ScreenNameHidden: lol
ScreenNameHidden: i said my relationships suck but sex life is good
ScreenNameHidden: haha your bi?
ScreenNameHidden: i dont believe in bi
ScreenNameHidden: theres no such thing
GrapeFruitPenis: Then I guess I'm straight. I just someotime like to makeout and have sex with guys alot.
GrapeFruitPenis: *sometimes
ScreenNameHidden: ugh...
ScreenNameHidden: no offense dude... but you dont really look straight...
ScreenNameHidden: no offense
ScreenNameHidden: you look pretty dam gay
GrapeFruitPenis: Omg really? i get that sooo much
GrapeFruitPenis: I think it might be the eyeliner.. or the blush.. or the skinny jeans..
GrapeFruitPenis: Or the hair.. which u havent seen
ScreenNameHidden: maybe all of it
GrapeFruitPenis: Maybe I'm being a bit facetious
ScreenNameHidden: dude... you seriously like girls?
ScreenNameHidden: just asking
GrapeFruitPenis: yes I do.
ScreenNameHidden: wow...
ScreenNameHidden: ok
GrapeFruitPenis: Since you like guys.. and u dont believe n bi I assume ur gay?
ScreenNameHidden: are you sure your just not in the closet?
ScreenNameHidden: im bi... but only cuz i think im still in denial or jsut still very confused
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm totally in the closet according to your rules. Like no one can know that I like guys.
GrapeFruitPenis: I keep it a huge secret
ScreenNameHidden: hahaha
GrapeFruitPenis: Despite my eyeliner
GrapeFruitPenis: Im like Hannah Montana
GrapeFruitPenis: But we digress.. we were talking about relationships? who have u been going out with lately?
ScreenNameHidden: some guy
GrapeFruitPenis: Older or younger?
GrapeFruitPenis: Than u I mean
ScreenNameHidden: umm...
ScreenNameHidden: same age
ScreenNameHidden: he's older by a few weeks
GrapeFruitPenis: I see. I presume you met him at that melting pot of ethnicities called Misson High School?
ScreenNameHidden: haha no
ScreenNameHidden: i met him online
GrapeFruitPenis: lol
ScreenNameHidden: on a gay youth website
GrapeFruitPenis: No seriously where did u meet him?
ScreenNameHidden: gay youth website
GrapeFruitPenis: lmao
ScreenNameHidden: www.thegyc.com
GrapeFruitPenis: Alrighty then. Are u happy with ur friend? Have u like.. met him n person yet? lol
GrapeFruitPenis: ?
ScreenNameHidden: im not dating him anymore
ScreenNameHidden: yes i've met him in person
GrapeFruitPenis: U know I shouldn't have to prod you to answer my questions. And aww.. did u just have sex with him and then leave him?
GrapeFruitPenis: Or was it the other way around?
ScreenNameHidden: hahaha no.. I care for him soo much tho
ScreenNameHidden: apparently he doesnt want a relationship right now because he has alot going on in his life at the moment
GrapeFruitPenis: Oh. Thats sad.
GrapeFruitPenis: ..Not funny..
ScreenNameHidden: eghh.
GrapeFruitPenis: So.. any other topic points you'd like to broach?
ScreenNameHidden: nah..
GrapeFruitPenis: Ok. Then I have one. Tell me what happened between u and Taylor.
GrapeFruitPenis: i mean taylor and emma
GrapeFruitPenis: They'r not friends anymor r they?
ScreenNameHidden: i have no idea
ScreenNameHidden: i'll ask her next time
GrapeFruitPenis: Hm.. well.. Have u gotten any cuter or taller since we last saw each other?
ScreenNameHidden: -bleh- idk..
GrapeFruitPenis: That's too bad. In like 3 or 4 years we should like totally fuck.
GrapeFruitPenis: Unles... u still look the same.
ScreenNameHidden: haha :D
ScreenNameHidden: wow
ScreenNameHidden: you ass
ScreenNameHidden: haha
GrapeFruitPenis: Wait no.. that sounded really harsh.
ScreenNameHidden: i look better than you.. LOL :D
GrapeFruitPenis: Doubtfulness
GrapeFruitPenis: Anyway.. what r u doing right now?
ScreenNameHidden: lol thinking about what you jsut said
GrapeFruitPenis: Ew. Seriously?
ScreenNameHidden: lol hahaha yea
GrapeFruitPenis: Mk. U should send me a link to a song you're listening to right now.
GrapeFruitPenis: Something that should take 2 hands.
GrapeFruitPenis: I mean action should take two hands.. not watching the video. Thatd b retarded.
ScreenNameHidden: why would you jack off to a song?
GrapeFruitPenis: Some songs. Like "shut up and sleep with me" or "I'm on a boat" or that one song from the end of Titanic by Celine Dion.
ScreenNameHidden: oh,,
ScreenNameHidden: well im actualyl lsitening to this
ScreenNameHidden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk
ScreenNameHidden: does not involve two hands..
ScreenNameHidden: or one...
ScreenNameHidden: haha
GrapeFruitPenis: Simple Plan.. why aren't they that famous anymore?
ScreenNameHidden: idk..
ScreenNameHidden: hmmm...
GrapeFruitPenis: Anyway. What r ur sexual prospects looking like now
ScreenNameHidden: what do you mean?
GrapeFruitPenis: Like who do u like. Other than me of course.
ScreenNameHidden: LOL
ScreenNameHidden: nobody at all right now
GrapeFruitPenis: Awww. :(
GrapeFruitPenis: U know what. U should go here: http://dramaticteentvshow.blogspot.com
ScreenNameHidden: LOL if you post i'll kill you
ScreenNameHidden: hahahahaha
GrapeFruitPenis: Really?
ScreenNameHidden: hahaa i'll be super pissed
GrapeFruitPenis: Would u stop talking to me for a day?
ScreenNameHidden: for a while... why?



Alright Dramatic Teen Television Show viewers.. it's time to play a little game.
Do you think you can correctly figure out ScreenNameHidden's true identity?
I'll give you a clue with every conversation I have with him.
You're first clue is.. although he attends Mission High School, he's not Mexican.
Good Luck!



Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will anyone ever find out the true identity of ScreenNamHidden?
Can Grape stop the bomb in Washington High School from exploding?
Do these questions have to pertain to the conversation above?
Can exclamation marks cure teen pregnancy?
You know who you are lol.
Did you get that inside joke?
Tune in next time to find out!!!

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