Dramatic Teen Television Show - Battle of the Sexes - Episode 19

Panda
UGH I HATE MY FUCKING PERIOD
IT MAKES ME SO NASEUS.
1:27am

Sean
Hey u girls have it easy
1:27am

Panda
You dont know anything.
1:27am

Sean
Us guys sometimes have our balls itch
FOR NO REASON
its retarded
try having that
thats real sacrifice/pain
1:28am

Panda
ID LIKE TO SEE YOUR DICK BLEED FOR A WEEK AND YOU BE ALL EMOTIONAL AND IN FUCKING PAIN
dude.
period blood burns.
badly.
1:28am

Sean
no, thats just u
1:28am

Panda
no.
it does.
sometimes, itl just burn the fuck out of you.
1:28am

Sean
Well ur alive aren't u?
suck it up
Try having ur labia itch from time to time
Then talk to me about inconveniencing
1:29am

Panda
IT CAN ASSWIPE
EVER HAD YOUR BOOBS ITCH?
GET SWEATY???
1:29am

Sean
Well... guys still have it worse
1:29am

Panda
for some girls if you dont shave, or your starting to get stubble,
it itches and fuckin scraches.
like shit.
and then having to itch it
and having your hand smell after.
WE WOMEN HAVE SO MANY MORE PROBLEMS SO SUCK IT UP BEFORE I CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT
1:30am

Sean
u?
1:30am

Panda
no
1:30am

Sean
well.... try watching ur gf get fat when shes pregnant
thats torture
1:30am

Panda
Oh.
1:30am

Sean
u women dont know shit
1:30am

Panda
my.
fucking.
god.
your joking me right.
IMAGINE WATCHING YOURSELF GET FAT
1:30am

Sean
imagine watching ur bf gain 20 pounds
then you'll understand
1:31am

Panda
WHILE PREGNANT
ASSWHIPE
AND IMAGINE GIVING BIRTH
1:31am

Sean
yea.. a bit of stretching
whoopty doo
1:31am

Panda
take your lip.and stretch it over your head.
thatd how much it hurts.
1:31am

Sean
thats impossible
ur exaggerating like fuck
1:31am

Panda
no its not.
no im fucking not.
1:31am

Sean
it just feels like a really big cock
1:32am

Panda
its like fucking ripping your lip off.
1:32am

Sean
after a while u get used to it
1:32am

Panda
no it doesnt.
the babys like a foot wide.
it rips your vagina open half the time.
YOU DONT GET FUCKING USED TO IT
THATS IT
YOUR GETTING A VAGINA
AND YOUR BIRTHING MY CHILD
1:32am

Sean
Why don't u try having to shave every fucking day
Thats fuckin sacrifice for ur gender
getting a hairy back
try shaving between ur balls and ur ass
1:33am

Panda
FUCK YOU I SHAVE EVERYTHING.
1:33am

Sean
thats worse than pregnancy
1:33am

Panda
try shaving your armpits,your legs, YOUR VAGINA,
VAGINAS HURT MORE THEN YOUR FUCKING BALLS
1:33am

Sean
y dont u just get laser hair removal and stop whining
1:34am

Panda
I should say the same for you.
you piss me off.
im done.
1:34am

Sean
why dont u just get drugged up when u have ur baby
then it wont hurt
cry baby
1:34am




Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Panda ever realize boys have it soooo much harder than girls?
Will Sean ever become Panda's surrogate child birther?
Can Pablo divide?
What will Panda name her demon spawn?
How are babies made?
Tune in next time to find out!!!