GrapeFruitPenis: I GOT KOOL AID!pandabearlovely: black person.
GrapeFruitPenis: SHUDDUP
pandabearlovely: this bus smells bad.
pandabearlovely: maybe because theres a homeless person on it.
GrapeFruitPenis: a homeless person is just a person without a home
GrapeFruitPenis: that smells
GrapeFruitPenis: and tells random people really long pointless stories
GrapeFruitPenis: they carry knives too
GrapeFruitPenis: actually, homeless ppl r like wild elephants
pandabearlovely: wild elephants.
pandabearlovely: didn't know they carry knives.
pandabearlovely: and tell stories.
pandabearlovely: the elephants I mean.
GrapeFruitPenis: they have tusks
GrapeFruitPenis: and they talk sometimes
pandabearlovely: oh yea.
pandabearlovely: most def.
pandabearlovely: why does downtown always smell like crack head sweat and human urine.
pandabearlovely: oh wait.
GrapeFruitPenis: cus thats where crack heads sweat and urinate
pandabearlovely: this guys staring at me.
GrapeFruitPenis: secksay
pandabearlovely: awkward.
pandabearlovely: lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: lick ur lips
GrapeFruitPenis: LICK UR LIPS AND WINK
pandabearlovely: I noticed every skinny white girl in half moon bay got huge tits.
pandabearlovely: unfair.
GrapeFruitPenis: Me included
pandabearlovely: oh yea.
GrapeFruitPenis: lol. mayb they stuff their bras
pandabearlovely: no..you can see the boobs popping out of their shirts.
GrapeFruitPenis: hot
GrapeFruitPenis: like.. nipple action?
pandabearlovely: no......
pandabearlovely: YOURE A NIGGER
GrapeFruitPenis: I have a deep full body tan
pandabearlovely: no.. no i think youre black
pandabearlovely: going home.
pandabearlovely: stomach hurts.
pandabearlovely: my dads telling me its all in my head.
pandabearlovely: I don't think my horrible aching period cramps are in my head.
GrapeFruitPenis: oh honey, to guys periods dont exist
GrapeFruitPenis: we think u make it up
pandabearlovely: rofl.
GrapeFruitPenis: just to get away with being bitchy for a week
pandabearlovely: id be glad to stick my hand up my vagina and rub blood all over your face.guys find out, when they're having sex with a girl and her vagina starts bleeding evverywhere.
pandabearlovely: happened before.
GrapeFruitPenis: ew
GrapeFruitPenis: im eating kool aid
GrapeFruitPenis: red kool aid
GrapeFruitPenis: y u gota go ther
pandabearlovely: you mean period blood.
GrapeFruitPenis: lmao. i h8 u
pandabearlovely: caus your black.
GrapeFruitPenis: im as black as punyavee
GrapeFruitPenis: everyone knows asains are natures anti-blacks
pandabearlovely: lol
GrapeFruitPenis: My secret friend.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: I'll take you to the river.
pandabearlovely: No
GrapeFruitPenis: My secret friend.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: So we can swim forever.
pandabearlovely: NO
GrapeFruitPenis: Maybe?
pandabearlovely: JUST FUCKING NO
GrapeFruitPenis: lmfao
GrapeFruitPenis: i was just talking to punyavees bf
GrapeFruitPenis: and i was like
GrapeFruitPenis: I have a business proposal
GrapeFruitPenis: and he was like, Ok shoot
pandabearlovely: ROFl
pandabearlovely: sorry
pandabearlovely: sounded like you were gonna fuck him
GrapeFruitPenis: Ur face is awkward!
pandabearlovely: your awkward.
GrapeFruitPenis: ur a nerd
pandabearlovely: IM POLING DANCING
pandabearlovely: I AM NOT A NERD
pandabearlovely: POLE
pandabearlovely: NOT POLING
pandabearlovely: lol.
GrapeFruitPenis: u play video games.
GrapeFruitPenis: and get EXTREMELY excited when u beat a level
GrapeFruitPenis: u gloat about getting 65,000 points on that unicorn faggot game
GrapeFruitPenis: thats textbook nerd
GrapeFruitPenis: own it
pandabearlovely: did YOU really just call something a faggot?
GrapeFruitPenis: I can do that.
GrapeFruitPenis: I'm special like that. xD
pandabearlovely: im retrying the level
pandabearlovely: the songs too harf
pandabearlovely: *hard
pandabearlovely: its called hard one.
pandabearlovely: its hard
GrapeFruitPenis: Ooh
GrapeFruitPenis: ur so interesting
pandabearlovely: go past potty training
pandabearlovely: YOUL LOVE IT
pandabearlovely: you have a fight with it
GrapeFruitPenis: how do u feed it?
pandabearlovely: drag and drop it on the thing
GrapeFruitPenis: i dont see the food
pandabearlovely: bones
pandabearlovely: then you have to go to the store
pandabearlovely: to buy more
GrapeFruitPenis: i fed it bones
GrapeFruitPenis: the fucker threw up
GrapeFruitPenis: so i fed it poison
GrapeFruitPenis: and then it died
pandabearlovely: NO
pandabearlovely: you dont feed it poison!
GrapeFruitPenis: it wouldnt eat the other food i prepared!
GrapeFruitPenis: and it kept crying
GrapeFruitPenis: whaa whaa whaa
GrapeFruitPenis: the fucker is better off dead
pandabearlovely: NO
pandabearlovely: your supposed to feed it
GrapeFruitPenis: i fed it bones
pandabearlovely: good
GrapeFruitPenis: it vomitted
GrapeFruitPenis: and got hungrier
GrapeFruitPenis: so i murdered it
pandabearlovely: T_T
Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will the retardedness ever end?
Who is GrapeFruitPenis' secret friend, and why does Panda not want to meet it?
How many times do we have to go over this.. homeless people are pets!?
Sometimes, I want to murder you.
Seriously.
Tune in next time to find out!!!
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