You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hola
Stranger: happy birthday
You: Thank you
Stranger: u bet
You: I'm glad u remembered
Stranger: i would never forget
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: :)
You: GTK
Stranger: wat is that one
You: Good to Know
Stranger: yeah, i just figured it out
You: Yeah. lol
You: What brings you to the site?
You: other than to wish me a happy birthday?
Stranger: well, that was pretty much it
Stranger: i've been waiting for u all day
You: Well good job
You: I liked that
Stranger: did u get the package i sent?
You: Oh no I'm afraid i havent
You: What was it
Stranger: it was the best russian prostitute i could find
Stranger: wasn't cheap, bitch stiffed me
You: Ah. Was FedEx handling this?
Stranger: as a matter of fact, yes
Stranger: do u have issues with them there?
You: No, I just hope her lodgings in a cardboard box were sufficient
You: I myself have been shipped from place to place as a present
Stranger: uhoh, i knew i forgot something
You: It's quite the arduous journey
You: Yeah
You: You probably killed her
You: That's probably what happened
Stranger: crap
You: In a couple days I'll receive a dead Russian prostitute
Stranger: there goes my deposit
You: Yeah lol
You: Thanks tho
You: It's the thought that counts
Stranger: hey, wish i could still talk, but gtg, food time
Stranger: good talkin
You: Same here dude
You: Bye
Stranger: later
You have disconnected.
Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
As The Chronicles of Omegle continue, will Sean find his true destiny?
Does FedEx really ship prostitutes halfway around the world?
What would a person need to survive a trip like that?
Is FedEx responsible for you're face being ugly?
Oh! Burn! Hella burn!
Dumb bitch.
Tune in next time to find out!!!
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