You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: im a virgin that wants a hard cock to loosen me up :S
You: whoa there
Stranger: :/
You: lets.. lets slow down
Stranger: ok :)
You: whats ur name
Stranger: michael
Stranger: wbu
You: my name is sean
You: do u.. verbally assault people much here?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: why
You: no reason
You: just took me..
You: it was like
You: whoa, out there
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i just want a cock
You: like.. a real one?
You: or a virtual one?
Stranger: both
You: This site is amazing
You: Well sir, I will help you find penises
Stranger: thanks :D
You: lol. So.. firstly.. do u live in America? Or not America
Stranger: not
You: Omg. I'm being totally multicultural right now then!
Stranger: im caucasian retard
You: Oh. I thought.. ok nevermind. Well.. do u live n a 3rd world country.. or not 3rd world
Stranger: no :L
Stranger: better than usa
You: EUROPE
You: This is like a game of pictionary
You: Except completely different
Stranger: nope
You: Ok. Well.. that leaves...
You: OH
You: what continent are you on?
You: Wait
You: What is Australia?
Stranger: close
Stranger: yea that continent
You: Hm.. Well.. I'm not good with geography
You: So I'll just leave it at that
You: Umm... how old r u
Stranger: nz?
You: Neatherlands?
Stranger: no
Stranger: new zealand..?
You: Ooohhh
You: I saw that movie.
Stranger: wtf
You: With Ben Stiller
Stranger: its not a movie
Stranger: thats zooland you retard
You: Ooohhh
You: No
You: Its zoolander
You: Still, funny movie
Stranger: yea
Stranger: hard
Stranger: well you are pretty much retarded.
Stranger: how old are you
You: Well I never!
You: Hmph. I am 16 and three quarters mister
Stranger: retard.
Stranger: im fifteen
You: lol
Stranger: and im not michael
Stranger: and im not gay
You: GASP
Stranger: and im not a virgin
You: Everything about you is a lie.
Stranger: and i definitely dont want a fat cock
Stranger: but i am from hamilton
Stranger: nz
You: I dont know what to say
You: You've shattered every preconceived notion I had of u
Stranger: :D
You: Now when I envision you I see..
You: A blob of white.
You: Are you by any chance morbidly obese>
Stranger: :L
Stranger: no way haha
You: Damn it.
You: Well.
You: I live in America
Stranger: fuck that
Stranger: not in nz
You: No obesity in NZ?
You: Where do u get ur jollies then?
Stranger: you sound like someone that has braces.
You: I do not!
You: How do u figure
Stranger: the way you speak
Stranger: reminds me of some fags at school
You: Well.. do like boys
You: But not u mister.
You: You're mean.
Stranger: youre gay
You: I do enjoy talking to u though
You: And no. I'm bi.
You: Is New Zealand a cold country?
Stranger: no
You: I always thought it to be like Iceland
Stranger: well in winter
You: Well of course
Stranger: yea
Stranger: nah its pretty hot
You: And it's in Australia?
You: Hmm
You: Do they speak english there
Stranger: its a country you retard
Stranger: of course they speak english
Stranger: omg youre retarded
You: You are just soo mean
You: All I wanted to do was make new friends!
You: And you're being so hurtful
You: To my soul
Stranger: well youre just a big poof that likes cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Coming up next time on Dramatic Teen Television Show:
Will Sean ever find his way back home?
If Toto were in China, what are the odds he'd be eaten?
Have you been multicultural today?
Are all American's stupid?
Can Sean go anywhere without being verbally abused with words of abusive intent?
Tune in next time to find out!!!
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